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Mars & Venus Love Poems - 2/25/2008 11:58:35 AM

Mercnbeth

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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed.

When I spend cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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RE: Mars & Venus Love Poems - 2/25/2008 12:01:58 PM

LadyRainfire

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LMAO.... What else is there to say????

*edit - though I did think it said "Mars VERSUS Venus Love Poems at first.... My mind must be shot for the day. I need caffeine or something. roflol...

< Message edited by LadyRainfire -- 2/25/2008 12:03:59 PM >

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