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Lumus -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 2:41:18 PM)
Here you go, Sundowner. No one would infer our secret man-love from this! By the way, your lawyer has a secretary that is great at deep throating. And she's hawt!

Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 2:56:02 PM)
Awww Lumus - thanks mate! The only bummer is that it takes 72 hours to get profile pic approval, otherwise the world would see it now. Can't wait for the emails to start flooding in. And how the fuck did you get to deep throat my lawyer's secretary? As far as I know he has no secretary. On the other hand Cali has been "associating" with him a lot recently and as we know, she has a specific interest in blowjob giving..... Sheesh! You don't think that ..... ???????????

CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 3:01:46 PM)
Hush you. [sm=paddle.gif] Cali

Lumus -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 3:05:12 PM)
Cum to think of it, she was quiet yet vigourous...

CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 3:10:53 PM)
I feel a conspiracy coming on. OH! HAH! I'm not quiet, never quiet, cum loud like a screaming banshee, so it couldn't have been me. Cali

Lumus -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 3:16:08 PM)
Conspiracies are good. [:)] Sadly, I can't verify that Cali cums loudly, so I'll have to keep investigating... Just the facts, ma'am.

CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 3:18:13 PM)
I'd like a lawyer please. Cali

Lumus -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 3:21:05 PM)
Well, according to the documentation I was handed in triplicate, you have to choose between a lawyer and handcuffs. Still want the lawyer...?

CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 3:22:25 PM)
SUMBITCH! Ahhhh, ermmmmm, fiddlefuck! (The cuffs please.) Cali

Lumus -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 3:25:01 PM)
Hmm. Interesting fine print in these documents... "In lieu of the right to remain silent, the handcuffed individual, or individuals, may instead choose forced silence through vigourous oral sex..."

CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 3:26:07 PM)
I can't promise to remain silent while receiving vigorous oral sex, but I sure can give it the old college try. Cali

Lumus -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 3:27:33 PM)
Well, that's only fair. Time to perform mouth-to-south...?

cjan -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 3:34:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Someone told me if I went elsewhere I might find someone to give me a ride on their motorcycle. I'm not seeing anyone here. Harrummmpphh! Cali Did you mean to say you're looking for a mustache ride ?

CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 3:42:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan quote: Someone told me if I went elsewhere I might find someone to give me a ride on their motorcycle. Did you mean to say you're looking for a mustache ride ? I meant to say that I was referring to this. Cali

purepleasure -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 4:15:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus By the way, your lawyer has a secretary that is great at deep throating. And she's hawt! Great, now everyone knows where I work [;)]

Lumus -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 4:31:11 PM)
weaves his fingers deftly into purepleasure's hair and tugs Hmm. Feels familiar...

purepleasure -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 5:47:45 PM)
purrs and smiles

Lumus -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 5:52:23 PM)
tugs a bit harder and draws the edge of his teeth lightly across the tender skin of purepleasure's neck

xxblushesxx -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 6:00:57 PM)
Hey, now...take this ELSEWHERE. Erm... You know what I mean. This is not the proper venue for such behaviour. (unless we're all invited)

Lumus -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (4/4/2008 6:05:00 PM)
casts an eye towards blushes and winks Nothing to say you can't join in, luv.

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