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Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 1:24:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Sundowner... did you get that shampoo yet?


Er ............... not exactly got it ..........yet. So ...... er ........that'd be a no.  Sorry GT [sm=river.gif]

But hey - exciting news - they tell me tabasco does a really good job bringing in red highlights; maybe after the tomato sauce fiasco we shouldn't try it first time on your head, so I was thinking we could test it out first on your pubic hair! Brilliant or what!





KMsAngel -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 1:32:12 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Frankly, the saintly goody two-shoes can go SOMEWHERE ELSE! Who knows where that is but .......oh well!



*sniffle* wanders off all melancholy and stuff

*sniffle*




GreedyTop -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 4:51:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Sundowner... did you get that shampoo yet?


Er ............... not exactly got it ..........yet. So ...... er ........that'd be a no.  Sorry GT [sm=river.gif]

But hey - exciting news - they tell me tabasco does a really good job bringing in red highlights; maybe after the tomato sauce fiasco we shouldn't try it first time on your head, so I was thinking we could test it out first on your pubic hair! Brilliant or what!




Um, wrong shade for me [:D]




Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 5:08:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel


quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Frankly, the saintly goody two-shoes can go SOMEWHERE ELSE! Who knows where that is but .......oh well!



*sniffle* wanders off all melancholy and stuff

*sniffle*


Oh Angel - don't wander off. A beautiful angel in amongst the devils can be good for both. And how tempting for one to try "converting" the other!

And we may be rough cruel doms, but we still don't like to see unhappy ppl. So have this nice clean hanky, blow hard, and come back in.

(Of course it may be you're discouraged by the subs here - I can totally relate to that and understand your concerns. Scum of the earth the lot of them - mostly sluts [you know who you are] and it must be so frightening to think of being elsewhere with them. Not a lot we can do about that unfortunately - chaps like Christina, GT, wenchie, christine1 and faery for example, will corrupt even the most saintly of angels. And sheesh, wait till Cali gets here!).




Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 5:12:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


Um, wrong shade for me [:D]


Says it all about the girl really. I suggest tabasco on her pussy and all she thinks of is the wrong shade.

Some people are just so innately depraved nothing can divert them from their perverted path.




SensualPassion41 -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 5:31:10 AM)

Hmmm....maybe this is the place.  I was just in somewhereelse, they told me to go elsewhere because I was a deviant redhead.




sunshinemiss -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 5:36:04 AM)

I just wanna know how xxblushesxx ended up getting a Master who comes with his own honey and KY jelly?
 
I wanna go there... I went to a lil place in Tokyo, but they said those guys can be found Elsewhere... so here I am... can y'all point me in the right direction?




lronitulstahp -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 5:40:48 AM)

blinded by the word "honey "in SM's post...must go elsewhere to find my shades.....




CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 6:22:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

it must be so frightening to think of being elsewhere with them. Not a lot we can do about that unfortunately - chaps like Christina, GT, wenchie, christine1 and faery for example, will corrupt even the most saintly of angels. And sheesh, wait till Cali gets here!).


You know, it's not often that you run into a Dom that is really a smart-assed masochist.  That little label is usually reserved for submissives.  But I think Sundowner really, truly wants me to go all Dommely on him and string him up by his... heels... and make him whimper "mommy!".

Cali
(scum of the earth... bah!  That's SLUT to you buddy)




Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 8:15:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

it must be so frightening to think of being elsewhere with them. Not a lot we can do about that unfortunately - chaps like Christina, GT, wenchie, christine1 and faery for example, will corrupt even the most saintly of angels. And sheesh, wait till Cali gets here!).


You know, it's not often that you run into a Dom that is really a smart-assed masochist.  That little label is usually reserved for submissives.  But I think Sundowner really, truly wants me to go all Dommely on him and string him up by his... heels... and make him whimper "mommy!".

Cali
(scum of the earth... bah!  That's SLUT to you buddy)



Woops!  Watch out all. She's here.

(And please don't hurt me mommy - I'll be good)  [ROFL and goes to get his "Get Real" hat]




KMsAngel -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 11:46:36 AM)

watching in confusion as big tuff sympathetic dom gets strung up and whimpers mommy. so who'm i supposed to watch out for then? dommely subs or subbie doms?





xxblushesxx -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 12:40:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Sundowner... did you get that shampoo yet?


Er ............... not exactly got it ..........yet. So ...... er ........that'd be a no.  Sorry GT [sm=river.gif]

But hey - exciting news - they tell me tabasco does a really good job bringing in red highlights; maybe after the tomato sauce fiasco we shouldn't try it first time on your head, so I was thinking we could test it out first on your pubic hair! Brilliant or what!


You guys are allowed pubic hair?!!!
No FAIR!!





GreedyTop -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 12:50:47 PM)

I wasnt gonna point out that I don't have any, christina... lol he was having fun with his imagery *grin*




AMaster -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 1:01:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Just 'cause mods are always telling me to take things elsewhere.
Well, here it is!
Bet you thought you'd never find it, huh?



I'm pretty sure I was elsewhwer once,  but I was too drunk to rmemeber much about it.




sweetwenchie -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 1:07:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner


(Of course it may be you're discouraged by the subs here - I can totally relate to that and understand your concerns. Scum of the earth the lot of them - mostly sluts [you know who you are] and it must be so frightening to think of being elsewhere with them. Not a lot we can do about that unfortunately - chaps like Christina, GT, wenchie, christine1 and faery for example, will corrupt even the most saintly of angels. And sheesh, wait till Cali gets here!).


Hey, how did my name get on that list?  i have yet to corrupt anyone, i AM sweet as can be ya know, just look at my name, it says it all... [8D]




sweetwenchie -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 1:08:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx


You guys are allowed pubic hair?!!!
No FAIR!!




ummmm  what is pubic hair?  [8|]




LadyRainfire -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 1:09:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel


quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Frankly, the saintly goody two-shoes can go SOMEWHERE ELSE! Who knows where that is but .......oh well!



*sniffle* wanders off all melancholy and stuff

*sniffle*


Oh Angel - don't wander off. A beautiful angel in amongst the devils can be good for both. And how tempting for one to try "converting" the other!

And we may be rough cruel doms, but we still don't like to see unhappy ppl. So have this nice clean hanky, blow hard, and come back in.

(Of course it may be you're discouraged by the subs here - I can totally relate to that and understand your concerns. Scum of the earth the lot of them - mostly sluts [you know who you are] and it must be so frightening to think of being elsewhere with them. Not a lot we can do about that unfortunately - chaps like Christina, GT, wenchie, christine1 and faery for example, will corrupt even the most saintly of angels. And sheesh, wait till Cali gets here!).


Oh goody, goody... I haven't made the totally corrupted list yet. Angel, I'm still safe apparently. At least according to Sundowner. *giggles* Guess he doesn't know me yet.




xxblushesxx -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 1:22:42 PM)

You won't have to wait long Rainfire...he moves quickly!




Lumus -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 1:28:45 PM)

*strolls in whistling*

Hey!  I've been revirginized!  I get to be shy and easily embarrassed and naive again!





Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (2/28/2008 1:29:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

Oh goody, goody... I haven't made the totally corrupted list yet. Angel, I'm still safe apparently. 


Good to see you again, KMsAngel. Unfortunately it seems in here you can trust no-one (least of all LadyRainfire apparently, so ignore the above).

And the mommy thing - shaming isn't it but do you know Cali?

And please avert your eyes from GT who apparently has no pubes (and blushes appears to be in the same state, so steer clear) and avoid conversation with wenchie because she's ............. (well common courtesy prevents me from explaining).

Seems the only person you'd be safe with is ..... well, me   [sm=flying.gif].    I spend my time in virtuous contemplation, my mind filled with pure thoughts. Thus entirely suitable company for an angel.




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