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CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 11:40:20 AM)

So, I'm upright, I've had a shower, ate some scrambled eggs, brushed my teeth.  I've come back to the land of the living, although my ribs hurt like hell with any little cough.  And THIS is what I come back to?  All these lies of innocence and whatnot.  I thought it was bad enough when potty claimed to be a virgin, but THIS???  [sm=m23.gif]

Cali




Kalista07 -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 11:46:05 AM)

UGH!!!!  Cali, You are obviously much to sick to be here....Come with me, i will take care of You...oh so innocently though.  Nothing to see here folks, move along...Pay no attention to the sick and deranged person typing and posting to Cali's name, she is ill.
Kali
the Last of the truly pure and innocent ones.

btw, i happen to know that potty, is NOT a virgin...





sirsholly -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 12:07:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

So, I'm upright, I've had a shower, ate some scrambled eggs, brushed my teeth.  I've come back to the land of the living, although my ribs hurt like hell with any little cough.  And THIS is what I come back to?  All these lies of innocence and whatnot.  I thought it was bad enough when potty claimed to be a virgin, but THIS???  [sm=m23.gif]

Cali



HUH? You mean you actually would believe that Potty is a virgin (it is even hard to type!!) before you believe that Kali and i are sweet and innocent???????????




CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 12:08:55 PM)

Neither holly, but when one ridiculous delusion builds upon another, sooner or later you reach the breaking point.

Cali




cjan -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 12:45:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

So, I'm upright,

Cali



Ummm,Cali, I tought you said you can't, ummm, cum upright ?




CalifChick -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 1:01:31 PM)

Oh good lord, no orgasms right now, my head and ribs would explode.  Not a pretty sight. 

Cali




purepleasure -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 1:03:43 PM)

I'm beginning to think that Cali, Lushy, CJ, SunnyD, GT and myself are the only non-delusional ones here.




sirsholly -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 1:24:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

I'm beginning to think that Cali, Lushy, CJ, SunnyD, GT and myself are the only non-delusional ones here.


[sm=tongue.gif]




purepleasure -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 1:37:33 PM)

*clips a clothespin on holly's protruding tongue*




KMsAngel -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/1/2008 3:11:02 PM)

seems perfectly obvious to me (after a good night's sleep) that kali is employed by the WRONG DUDE. HER god sprouts a tail and little red horns. that's why she's so keen to proclaim that she's the one and only twue innocent left. she's luring everybody into her path so she can manipulate them into the (very large) handbasket express 'DOWNSTAIRS'.

just saying.... you might want to be careful...




KMsAngel -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 1:16:44 AM)

well. nice to have the final word. i think. i guess that means *i'm* believed and SHE isn't?

*knocking on the screen* is this thing broken?




Sundowner -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 1:55:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kalista07

i seem to be lost....


I was pure and innocent just a very short time ago


Poor Kali.

It's too late now for you to run. Like holly you are trapped here. Like holly, who in days gone by was pure as the driven snow, you will soon show signs of corruption. Like poor Angel, who at least might have thought that geographical distance would protect her, you are already on that slippery slope towards lost innocence.

Others who came here were, frankly, pretty bloody corrupt already when they arrived (you know who you are  [sm=shame.gif]). Still more - perhaps the ones to watch closely - present to us a facade of apparent innocence yet inside have minds filled with pure perverted filth (again, you know who you are).

In fact - truth be told - I am the only one out of this whole sink of wickedness and depraved iniquity whom you can trust; in whom you can confide, with whom you can feel safe and whose thoughts are based on a purity of innocence and virtuous integrity which is marvellous to behold.   [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0452.gif[/image]

Like you I came here almost accidentally, lured by visions of peace and tranquility and, like you, once here I found it is impossible to escape. But sheer strength of character and an inner core of untainted chastity have protected me from the perversions of others; have preserved my simple purity.  

So please kali, as you face up to the desperate reality of what you have become, feel free to lean your despondent head on my shoulder; let me kiss away your tears.

And of course if there is anyone else who seeks solace in this dark place, who would find happiness and peace in the arms of an almost saintly protector, please come and hold my warm quiet hand.   [sm=smile.gif]




(er .... sorry cj ..... I know you need help more than most, but there's a qualification requirement of tits and a pussy for participation in this special offer)





KMsAngel -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 2:12:55 AM)

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Still more - perhaps the ones to watch closely - present to us a facade of apparent innocence yet inside have minds filled with pure perverted filth (again, you know who you are).


well since my innocence goes all the way through, this obviously leaves me off this nebulous list. i'm glad we got that straightened out.
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And of course if there is anyone else who seeks solace in this dark place, who would find happiness and peace in the arms of an almost saintly protector, please come and hold my warm quiet hand.


i keep trying to reach your hand, but this sinous red tail from behind you, keeps poking me in the ass. i have to keep putting my hand back to protect my virgin "territory". sigh. i was so lonely and in need of your saintly and peaceful assistance as well. it's a hard life being rebuffed because of the faulty perceptions of others.




sirsholly -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 3:39:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel



i keep trying to reach your hand, but this sinous red tail from behind you, keeps poking me in the ass.


[:D]




LadyRainfire -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 4:57:02 AM)

*peeks in to try to catch up on all the lies, damned lies and hogwash around here*

C'mon, if we're going to talk innocence, everyone knows that Lumus and i just spent the quietest weekend discussing virginal spiritual matters...

[sm=angel.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 5:10:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

*peeks in to try to catch up on all the lies, damned lies and hogwash around here*

C'mon, if we're going to talk innocence, everyone knows that Lumus and i just spent the quietest weekend discussing virginal spiritual matters...

[sm=angel.gif]



*choke*




LadyRainfire -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 5:24:26 AM)

Problems, holly? Something in your throat? Maybe you need a cough drop or something?  [sm=wiggleass.gif]




GreedyTop -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 5:26:15 AM)

*snort*

yeah, LRF... if THATS true then *I* am the only truly innocent and pure soul here.....




christine1 -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 5:33:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*snort*

yeah, LRF... if THATS true then *I* am the only truly innocent and pure soul here.....


hey, what about me?  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m25.gif[/image]




GreedyTop -> RE: THIS IS ELSEWHERE (6/2/2008 5:36:27 AM)

um..sure, Christine.. ;)




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