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Life's unanswered questions II - 2/26/2008 5:44:15 AM   
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

Do penguins have knees?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?


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RE: Life's unanswered questions II - 2/26/2008 2:17:28 PM   
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Its coated with Teflon

Double negatives attract the human mind thus making it a good marketing ploy

Yes but they are reversed like most birds

The clock is on but the alarm is not

Because fat people panic and get them selves stuck

Because this is a free country

Non-fiction as it is considered a record of historical events

He is a kitchen sponge his parents adopted him

No due to the space it stores less than a one humped camel of equal size.

No but if you scare the cow it will refuse milking and after a few days the milk will spoil in the udder.

Because people hate chickens, look a Colonel Sanders

Depends on why they broke it down. If your breaking the law no, if they got the wrong house yes.

Theologians believe you don’t actually eat in heaven (sounds more like hell to me).

No becaause your stomach and rectum are not directly connected. If they were then yes.

Yes why I don’t know

penny for your thoughts plus a penny for my thought = two cents

Yes as long as that person has some thing covering their genitalia

Is just an elephant

The dye is not organic so the cells in your mouth don’t soak up any of it.

They would perform emergency treatment on the doctor while stabilizing the patient or the second doctor would step in.

It was sang to scare children into going to sleep so that if something happened to them during the night they would not suffer.

Easy ever hear of “so happy I’m doing back flips” ?

She didn’t that’s why she was green.

No they do not.

Because most Americans are stupid.

No they are normal people as far as I know.

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

No that brand of comedy is called sit down, I’m not kidding.

No the phrase “Pardon my French came about after WWI as the French Soldiers were found of screaming obscenities at the germans

They visualize the meaning not the sign or word.

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RE: Life's unanswered questions II - 2/26/2008 10:51:54 PM   
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the post was funny, but answers were kind of geeky

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RE: Life's unanswered questions II - 2/27/2008 2:17:39 AM   
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It does, it just doesn't stick to the glue that's stuck to the bottle

because "Mysteries" was already on air

Yes

From the days of clockwork. the alarm was released when the clockwork ran to a release point (+1 geek)

They want to get out first

She picked them ALL up first.

it gets it's own section

Teenage experimentation

no, it's like individual cartons and economy size bottles

no

Ducks have better PR

Only if they're wrong, and you can prove it.

Soooo not the guy to ask. but I do look forward to eating people's food cake somewhere hot.

no, but depending on what uni go to, you could get a 2:1

I don't know. I called one to ask, but they weren't in. So they probably weren't very good.

transaction fees

Some places, it's manditory

possibly, but still wouldn't support the black panthers

It does. Try Grape :)

patient. If they saved their colleague, that'd be less work for them.

To get them used to a world of impending doom, danger, and homeland security

PM me, we'll talk suspension

She's green. how many baths do you think she's had.

Yes. These are nets filled with hair, which make them feel less self-consious

Americans

No. Not so keen on pins

tracheotomy.. and James Earl jones does all his talking for him.

Nope, it's called sit-down.. now, what about quadruple amputee comedian?

No, they're just french

no, they hear the words. but they all sound like kenneth williams.

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RE: Life's unanswered questions II - 2/27/2008 4:34:13 AM   
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I just wanna know ... if you have only one, is it an M or an M and M?

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RE: Life's unanswered questions II - 2/27/2008 8:49:44 AM   
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As to the "No shirt, No shoes..." question, no they don't if there is also a sign posted stating "We reserve the right to refuse service."

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RE: Life's unanswered questions II - 2/27/2008 7:21:10 PM   
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Because fat people panic and get them selves stuck

So anytime someone tells you not to stand in front of a Emergency Exit, they are calling you fat?

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