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Life's unanswered questions III - 2/26/2008 5:47:53 AM

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How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?

If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

Why are red buttons always the most important?

How is chess considered a sport?

Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?

If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?

Would you die if you didn't pee?

Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?

Could you be a closet claustrophobic?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?

Where do all the daylight savings hours go?

Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?

Can you slam a revolving door?

How young can you be, but still die of old age?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

Can you read a picture book?

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?

What shape is the sky?

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

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RE: Life's unanswered questions III - 2/26/2008 3:05:35 PM

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He didn’t those were the Disney Fiscal managers

Because most people are lazy and don’t want to actually have to do anything for their food.

its due to the density of soap vs water and the air traped in the bubbles.

Because that is something they can check for themselves.

Because they are thought of as Late to the meet in hope that they will show, it was a popular trick in early politics in Greece clever members would claim that a person told them to case their vote in their favor is they where going to be late, when they were in fact dead.

Small cans are designed to be single severing for children.

Tough but He is called the Queen not being born royalty he is second to the king.

Red is natures way of warning other creatures of danger man adapted this to his benefit though most stupid people are drawn to it. (natural selection in progress)

A sport is defined as a composition between to minds. (Latin definition)

Spit is defined as a liquid projectile from the mouth. Drool is merely the substance than leaks from ones mouth.

The teaching term is actually called “recessiveinstruction”

Yes your bladder would burst and you would die of infection.

By simply reading a mans writings and placing the time and class of the persons life you can get an some what accurate idea of how he sounds, or at least talks.

Mostly annoyance sometimes jealousy.

The rabbit is a symbol of sacrifice (It die for you to eat and live) as did Christ. The eggs are a symbol of life as Christ rose from the dead. They became the symbols of Life and Death for Easter when Christianity became big in Europe.

The swearing on the bible is simply a sign that you will be honest, now days they don’t even use the bible.

The first “marble” game was played with small animal bones, but latter on where made from real marble. Later on it became cheaper to make them out of Glass

If you tunneled al the way through the earth you would fall down (from either side) till you reached the middle then (provided the crushing Gravity didn’t kill you) You would float at the center of the earth.

Yes since “closet” in this since is used to mean hidden or secret claustrophobic

You stop counseling them.

It all depends on your since of taste, many because the oils in fries and Ketchup blend well.

every four years they are compiled into a single day; Feb 29.

The folicals differ not to mention that they serve two different functions.

Nothing, the circle of Krama keeps turning

Simple because your average person is stupid, or they think that that is not allowed on the list of bringable things.

Because society labels every one but most young people take offence at labels and rebel against them. Old people have learned to live with these labels and just don’t care.

Only one of Freddy’s hands has razor bladed fingers it other is free to wipe as he pleases.

Some broccoli does.

Yes but the air pressure between the slots prevents it from making noise or breaking

Repeat question.

It means someone either dropped a ladder or a four leaf clover.

Yes in both sinces of the word. His students can still be punished or reprimanded. As for his eye being cross-eyed simply means his eyes are stuck in the middle forceing him to see double.

another repeat question.

Winnie the Pooh was a children’s story so it doesn’t matter but most likely since it was written for young British Boys who were stereotyped as rough and rebelous, eating with ones hands seems rather in character for a boy’s stuffed bear.

You simply put a band aid on it and let it heal

Yes some picture books are captioned or have publisher print on the inside cover.

Smaller doses means the settling of the corn syrup is less likely affect the taste.

Most store have at least one thing on sale, an if the store stocks only one type of thing it make sence that it will be on sale.

No since they don’t exist.

Some Diabetics use children’s medicines so their sugar levels don’t jump.

Night vision goggles amplify existing light to allow you to see. All modern NVG have mounted lights.

The plane is property of an America base company so the laws are still in effect as long as you are on the plane.

The universe implodes

Spherical as it take the shape of that which it covers

Another repeat question

Yes they are.

Ok there I answered every stupid question so you can now change the name of the threads to “Stupid questions dumb people ask; answered by the only guy here who didn’t sleep through elementary, middle and high school.“

Thank you an good night

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