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Sinergy -> RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... (2/26/2008 6:58:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Statepalace

I'll rather go aloft in a kilt than spend a full day in latex panties and pantyhose. Much better cross breeze.



Another reason I am not in a big hurry to find a Mistress.

Also, you dont have dangly things to get hooked up in ship's rigging.

Sinergy



Statepalace -> RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... (2/26/2008 7:01:33 PM)

Ah, the dreaded dangly things. Ok, tangled danglies tops 8 hours of latex in Florida humidity. Even after eating Taco Bell.


After that visual, I'm so glad to be a girl. Nothing to get tangled but my hair........



Griswold -> RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... (2/26/2008 8:55:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Statepalace

You get spring fashions.

Yeah, yeah, another woman griping about clothes. Well, I HAVE to go shopping, because I have to dress a certain way - my Dom does not go for the tomboy look. Plus (grumble) He's right in that it makes me look more "professional".


So I go shopping today. Looking around at all of the lace, RUFFLES, and more ruffles, bows, and frothy layers, I wondered what the hell could inspire designers to come up with this mess.

Then it came to me. I imagined that silver haired guy on Project Runway saying "This week's challenge is to create a look inspired by cupcakes. I want you all to imagine a cupcake. Now imagine giving that cupcake an enema. That is your goal."


I was actually, heretofore, entirely unaware that when you give a cucpcake an enema....you get Springtime fashions.

I'd like to thank you for my newfound awareness.



Sinergy -> RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... (2/26/2008 8:56:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Griswold

I was actually, heretofore, entirely unaware that when you give a cucpcake an enema....you get Springtime fashions.

I'd like to thank you for my newfound awareness.


Not to mention tangled danglies.

Sinergy



petdave -> RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... (2/27/2008 7:05:04 AM)

This may have my vote for thread title of the month [:)]

i'm ambivalent on ruffles, but i sure will miss the tights + knee-high boots trend when it's gone... [:-]



LaTigresse -> RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... (2/27/2008 10:26:42 AM)

Here are some alternatives that are still stylish.
http://www.reddressshoppe.com/

http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/streetwear.html





faerytattoodgirl -> RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... (2/27/2008 10:41:29 AM)

fashion is for rich people...not rich...dont buy that crap.  instead, buy whats comfy.
i always get unisex stuff.  most of it is form fitting too so it looks good on me.
only frilly stuff i got is stuff you wont see me wear in public.

oh and the only good ruffles are the potato chips....with dip.



Statepalace -> RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... (2/27/2008 7:23:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Here are some alternatives that are still stylish.
http://www.reddressshoppe.com/

http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/streetwear.html




Thank you, thank you! The Red Dress Shoppe is fabulous. Pin up girl clothing I had seen before, and they have cool stuff, but the other site has a ton. And most of it is not break the bank expensive. You rock. 



LaTigresse -> RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... (2/28/2008 4:09:13 AM)

You are very welcome.



bipolarber -> RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... (2/28/2008 5:44:57 AM)

All this effort to don something that will attract... just so you can strip it all away to frolic with the chosen partner.

Take my advice: something tight, something strict looking, and something that seems a bit extreme.



LaTigresse -> RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... (2/28/2008 8:23:51 AM)

I got the impression, though I could be wrong, that she was looking for clothing for public wear and work. 



Sinergy -> RE: When you give a cupcake an enema..... (2/28/2008 8:26:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: bipolarber

All this effort to don something that will attract... just so you can strip it all away to frolic with the chosen partner.

Take my advice: something tight, something strict looking, and something that seems a bit extreme.


A kilt and a big rock?

Braveheartergy



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