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Jeffff -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:10:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

No faery, see, here's the thing (doncha hate when they say "here's the thing"??)... I really AM a slut.  With men AND women.  See, you've been stalking wenchie so long you haven't noticed. 

Jeff knows, and he told Ron (in an intimate moment that we don't want the details to), who told Level, and I'm pretty sure Focus got the memo, and CreativeDominant, and Stephann (who I think whispered it to Merc), and RedMagic, who told Sundowner, who stood on his boat and shouted it over to BadOne on another boat, and Skully was trolling for babes on the pier at the time, so he heard it, and he slipped a note to TallDark, who shot a paper airplane to Les (the Mandeville dude), who thought it was a real airplane headed for him, so he blasted it out of the sky into a million little bits of confetti.

So check your doorstep for confetti.

Cali



So.. Ron and I were bangin away at a couple of sluts, you know, out at the farm. It just kinda came up. It would be wrong of me to say if those sluts had posted on this thread or not...:)

Jeff




SirRober -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:14:13 PM)

so that was confetti and not lead paint chips damn ....




LadyHibiscus -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:16:59 PM)

At least RON is being graciously silent.....[8|]




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:20:13 PM)

i only stalk women with photos..and since u dont have any......nothing to stalk!




CalifChick -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:22:08 PM)

LOL.  You haven't asked for one faery.  But you have to be specific... pic of my face, pic of my boobage covered up, pic of my boobage naked, pic of a soft rope flogger that happens to have my naked boobage in it...

Cali
(the devil is in the details)





Daddysredhead -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:22:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

So I put my hand over the cell phone, and kinda whisper to the guy, "I'm not really a slut" and he looks absolutely crestfallen and says "oh", in a very sad way, and he walks on. 


Dream killer.....   [;)]




sweetwenchie -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:23:01 PM)

ooooooo can i see, can i see,  can i can i huh???[:D]




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:24:13 PM)

full body shot of you naked... must have long hair!!! 




CalifChick -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:24:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

ooooooo can i see, can i see,  can i can i huh???[:D]


See what wenchie?  Be SPECIFIC dammit!

Cali




sweetwenchie -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:25:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

ooooooo can i see, can i see,  can i can i huh???[:D]


See what wenchie?  Be SPECIFIC dammit!

Cali




Oh hun, all the pictures you mentioned, i'm a greedy little wench when it comes to girly eye candy  [;)]




CalifChick -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:25:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

full body shot of you naked... must have long hair!!! 


I don't have long hair.  No naked pics for you... unless you meant me naked, and someone else's long hair.

Sheesh.  No one understands the word SPECIFIC.

Cali




Jeffff -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:28:18 PM)

I would be more than happy to act as a clearing house for all these pic, and disperse them properly.

Jeff




CalifChick -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:28:41 PM)

Okay, nakie pics for wenchie in about 2 or 3 hours, I don't have access to them where I am right now.

Cali




sweetwenchie -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:29:39 PM)

woohooooooo  ~happy wiggle dance~   That made some of the guys around here give me an odd look, but i could not contain myself [;)]   Thank you Cali!! 




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:31:50 PM)

naw..i like my women with long hair...otherwise they're just men dressed up... LOL.... (kidding)




MasterRoad -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:33:23 PM)

I think I would have been forced to ask you if cared to become one. [sm=banana.gif]




lusciouslips19 -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:39:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

i thought that was snow and tried to play in it![:D]


Like you need more trickle down on YOUR horney head?

Wenchie does not need to be bathing in slut soup. Shes not sipping daintly with her spoon. She's picked up the bowl and is slurping it. Shes making those slurp sound too![8D]




sweetwenchie -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:40:52 PM)

Heyyyyyyyy, i'm horny as hell, but have controlled my slut impulses for almost a year... yes... a YEAR!   That long and i have managed to not kill anyone, i am quite proud of myself. [:D]

ummmmm though that probably means i will kill the next poor bastard i get involved with, death by orgasm, yeah baby!




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:42:41 PM)

i better get over to your house soon then...just need that damned passport.




CalifChick -> RE: You knew I was a slut when you met me (2/27/2008 4:43:52 PM)

Okay, wenchie has pics (I found them here).  Hey wenchie? Tell faery if I'm a girl or not.

Cali




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