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Pyrrsefanie -> Cheeseburger, coke, or handjob? (2/27/2008 3:17:04 PM)
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A man is making a cross-country road trip. Weary and hungry one evening while driving, he pulls over at a diner to grab a bite to eat. In the front of the diner is a sign that says
"Cheeseburger -- $1.50
Coca Cola -- $0.75
Handjob -- $5.00"
Bewildered, the man asks the drop-dead gorgeous lady standing behind the counter, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?"
"Yeah, I am," she replies.
"Oh, good," he says. "Then go wash your hands and make me a fucking cheeseburger."
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