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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop




FIRST THE GIRLS (the Sugar)...
 
Love and Marriage

The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute,
inquisitive, bright as a new penny.

When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept
of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding
photo album, thinking visual images would help.

One page after another, he pointed out the bride
arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding
ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.
      
"Now do you understand?" he asked.

"I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to
work for us?
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Sitting on Grandpa's on Lap
 

A little girl says, "Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?
"Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.

     
As she is sitting on grandpa's lap she says, "Grandpa,
can you make a sound like a frog?"
"A sound like a frog? Well, I guess Grandpa can make a
sound like a frog."
The girl says, "Grandpa, will you please, please MAKE
a sound like a frog?"
Perplexed, her grandpa says, "Sweet heart, why do you
want me to make a sound like a frog?"
And the little girl says, "'Cause Grandma said that
when you croak, we're all going to Disney world!"

 

        

 
AND NOW THE BOYS (the Spice)...
 
Little Johnny's Little Lamb

The third grade teacher was teaching English and
repeated for her class:

"Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as
snow. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was
sure to go."
             
She explained that this was an example of "poetry", but
could be changed to "prose" by changing the last line
from "the lamb was sure to go" to "the lamb went with
her."

A few days later she asked for an example of poetry or
prose. Johnny raised his hand and recited,

"Mary had a little pig, an ornery little runt. He stuck
his nose in Mary's clothes, and smelled her little ...,"

He stopped and asked the teacher if she wanted poetry
or prose.

"Prose!" the teacher said weakly.

So Johnny said, "Asshole."