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dom_dotcom -> Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 12:23:31 PM)

Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van when
suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh fat boy,
whip me, whip me!"

Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not
have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window,
snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both
collapses in ecstasy.

About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are
starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one
look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?"

Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy (let alone that
she allowed the kinky bastard to whip her) eventually admits that, yes, she
did.

Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so,
because in all my years of doctoring you've got the worst case of van aerial
disease that I've ever seen!"

[:D]




GabrielleSlave -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 12:37:18 PM)

Oh i LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKYOU x

Gabrielle x




parttimehotty -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 12:53:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dom_dotcom

Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van when
suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh fat boy,
whip me, whip me!"

Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not
have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window,
snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both
collapses in ecstasy.

About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are
starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one
look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?"

Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy (let alone that
she allowed the kinky bastard to whip her) eventually admits that, yes, she
did.

Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so,
because in all my years of doctoring you've got the worst case of van aerial
disease that I've ever seen!"

[:D]



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GreedyTop -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 12:58:23 PM)

*groan*




BlackPhx -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 3:12:21 PM)

[sm=ofcourse.gif] GRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAANNNNNNN[sm=ofcourse.gif]

poenkitten




dom_dotcom -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 4:07:46 PM)

Oh come on!!! It was so bad it was GOOD! [:D]

Don't make me get my flogger or I'll give you a reason to groan, y'all! LOL [;)]

~DDC




GreedyTop -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 4:20:26 PM)

tease LOL




dom_dotcom -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 6:24:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
tease LOL


Oh yeah? Try me! [;)] 

Easy to be brave wayyyy down there in Tampa, huh?  lol [;)]

~DDC




GreedyTop -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 6:34:54 PM)

I'm brave ANYWHERE!! 




dom_dotcom -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 6:41:33 PM)

Especially behind a computer thousands of miles away, huh? [;)]

thehunger used to be brave like that... once. lol [:)]

~DDC





TheHunger -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 7:00:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dom_dotcom

Especially behind a computer thousands of miles away, huh? [;)]

thehunger used to be brave like that... once. lol [:)]

~DDC


Funny how being within striking distance has altered my bravery, uh?




dom_dotcom -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 7:02:37 PM)

Yup! Smart girl! lol  [:D]

~DDC




GreedyTop -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 7:09:46 PM)

awwww [:)]




Sub03 -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 7:34:58 PM)

sorry but that was bad......




Arpig -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/28/2008 7:44:10 PM)

That is so bad its good[:D]




rukna -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (2/29/2008 1:29:34 AM)

silly but lovable




closertonova -> RE: Whip me, whip me!!! (3/1/2008 11:39:05 AM)

I loved it, even if i am not in striking distance




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