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Limerick - 2/28/2008 1:10:31 PM

Feric

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To the penis of feeble old Schuster
Was attached an electrical booster
In a screw
With Miss Drew
The main reostat blew,
And she felt like a snowplow had goosed her!

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RE: Limerick - 2/28/2008 1:19:30 PM

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There was a young lady called Alice,
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
In South Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas.

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RE: Limerick - 2/28/2008 6:01:58 PM

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There was a vampire named Mabel
who's period was quite unstable
and every full moon
she'd get out a spoon
and drink herself under the table.

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RE: Limerick - 3/2/2008 9:13:35 PM

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ewwww

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RE: Limerick - 3/3/2008 3:44:02 PM

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There once was a man named dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
Although he had to admit,
She smelled worse than shit.
Think of the money he'd save.....

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ooooo..I bet THATS gonna leave a mark!!!!

Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

Gimme some crayons, I want color and I want it now DAMNIT!

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RE: Limerick - 3/3/2008 3:48:02 PM

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A limerick that is left unsaid
is done cause the poet was dead
no time for a rhyme
Sir's flogging at nine
gotta go get tied down to the bed

lil 1 {J}

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RE: Limerick - 3/3/2008 6:31:35 PM

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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it

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RE: Limerick - 3/3/2008 7:06:57 PM

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There was a young girl from Madras
who had a magnificent ass!
It was not round and pink,
as you might tend to think...
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

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RE: Limerick - 3/5/2008 12:56:11 AM

sensualist626

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there once was a man from lass
who had balls of solid brass
and in stormy weather they would clash togherther
and lightning shot out of his ass

there once was a woman from new zelan
who had quite the funnyest feelin
as she laid on her back and fingered her crack
cum squirted all over the ceilin

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