Inyourthoughts
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Browsing a profile with picture clear,
With teeth oh so white and no belly from beer,
Wonderful ideals put into prose,
A dreamy idyll where love and truth flows,
Swapped emails racing over the net,
Exchanging thoughts and conditions to be met,
Tentative phonecalls which take longer and longer,
Trust and understanding growing stronger and stronger,
A meeting is arranged on neutral ground,
Where the seed of a joining will be found,
The meeting of minds goes very well,
A delightful interlude rather than hell,
He goes to the loo and leaves his phone,
Then you hear his Spongebob ringtone,
It is his wife asking when he wants dinner,
It is only now you see he's a sinner,
She rants and raves, and looses her cool,
Both you and her finish feeling the fool,
Eventually she mellows, and you reach a conjunction,
Especially when she tells you of his erectile dysfunction,
As with floppy willy and battered pride,
He was after a bit on the side,
He sits back down as you finish your scotch,
And in one fluid movement knee him in the crotch,
He is mute and just grabs his coat,
Difficult to speak with your nuts in your throat,
Another dead end as he walks away like a duck,
Oh Lord above when will i have any luck!
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