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I'm looking for.... - 2/28/2008 7:34:34 PM   
Griswold


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This is in response to all the Dommes looking for a "buff sub", "6 figure income", "puts his socks away", "drives a Lexus", "nice shirts", "nice house"...etc.

I'm a nice sub.

I have a 1 pack (that's largely because I drank the other 5 beers).

Occasionally I have a 6 figure income....but on those occasions, it's only because I never finished college and I can't count above 11 kabillion (which by the way, my math Professor tells me doesn't include "6").

(Or, for that matter, "5").

My socks are part of my "floorcovering", ergo...putting them away would detract from the ambiance that I've spent quite a few years creating. 

Socks have a memory...I know you do as well (you're a chic...you remember everything), but they came first...and frankly, my Momma taught me to "dance with the one that brung ya".

I love my Momma...and well....you're still an acquaintence.

If you want my socks put away, call someone.  I'll gladly pay for it but...if they're on my feet and it's after 5....whatever is within 8 feet of (my feet)...I'm all good with. You should be too.

I have nice shirts.  They love my socks. 

I believe in continuity.





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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/28/2008 7:59:26 PM   
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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/28/2008 8:20:04 PM   
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thanks for the chuckle, you're a real find!

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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/28/2008 8:30:07 PM   
CuriousLord


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Socks.. what can't they do for a man?

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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/28/2008 8:53:42 PM   
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Confusious say : Socks much more important than Woman, with socks you can find good Woman, but good Woman cannot find good socks.

Only problem over here Gris is that I smoke and sometimes an ash gets on the socks. Burns a hole in it.

Darn it.

T

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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/28/2008 9:06:54 PM   
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Gris you are awesome:)
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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/28/2008 11:32:29 PM   
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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/28/2008 11:39:39 PM   
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roflol.... Thanks, Gris, I needed this tonight!
 
Though my money says the mods move this to "Humour".....

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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/29/2008 4:57:33 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CuriousLord

Socks.. what can't they do for a man?


i only believe in safe, sane and consensual socks.

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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/29/2008 5:53:00 AM   
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i was having one of those moments when everything seems to suck for no reason. then i read your sock story and now i feel better. is this legal?


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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/29/2008 6:00:10 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: favesclava

i was having one of those moments when everything seems to suck for no reason. then i read your sock story and now i feel better. is this legal?



everything is legal as long as you don't get caught.  That smile might be a dead giveaway,though

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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/29/2008 5:18:03 PM   
Griswold


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Gris you are awesome:)
Lucy


I didn't want to be the first to say it but...since you already have...well.....

(I mean...it is somewhat obvious).

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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/29/2008 5:28:17 PM   
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Whoa!   What a coincidence---some boy from Russia just wrote me offering to wash my socks!  Who knows what he might do for YOU!

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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/29/2008 6:29:05 PM   
Lucylastic


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Gris you are awesome:)
Lucy


I didn't want to be the first to say it but...since you already have...well.....

(I mean...it is somewhat obvious).

Sometimes the obvious needs to be stated anyway Gris..... heh
nowwwww what about cuban heel stockings?????
Lucy

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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/29/2008 6:34:05 PM   
Griswold


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Whoa!   What a coincidence---some boy from Russia just wrote me offering to wash my socks!  Who knows what he might do for YOU!


He wrote to me as well....

(I just couldn't get over the whole issue of him having an "outie".  I already HAVE an "outie"...and I'm already not making enough use of mine to need a spare!!!!)

Ya know??????

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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/29/2008 6:53:48 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Not making enough use of yours?  ummmm.......maybe not the use you would CHOOSE FIRST, eh? 

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RE: I'm looking for.... - 2/29/2008 9:27:31 PM   
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waaaaaaaaaaaa... I wanna be a domme and play with Gris
 
....


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