ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY (Full Version)

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OscarHargraves -> ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY (2/28/2008 7:38:31 PM)


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. 
 
She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
 
The man seemed more amused.
When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.


The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just  lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED ! !"




GreedyTop -> RE: ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY (2/28/2008 7:39:17 PM)

LMAO!!!




JulieorSarah -> RE: ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY (2/28/2008 11:22:11 PM)

I hear this sort of stuff all the time ... lost kids, scams, and always do a search and again this unfortunately is another urban myth, based in a little fact

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/busrider.asp





LivingInSin -> RE: ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY (3/2/2008 9:05:28 PM)

lol....that's great *grin*




HypnoticDan -> RE: ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY (3/2/2008 10:06:17 PM)

I sat down next to this beautiful blond chinese girl on the bus. She looked pensive so I said "Penny for your thoughts. Sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a total stranger."
"I'm coming back from my analyst," she said. "I'm a nymphomaniac who only gets turned on by jewish cowboys."
"There, now don't you feel better?"
"Yes, yes I do." She smiled. "Thanks! I'm Diane."
"You're Welcome, Diane. I'm Bucky Goldstein."

-- Steven Wright




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