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Sex in the dark - 2/29/2008 5:35:21 AM

parttimehotty

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

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RE: Sex in the dark - 2/29/2008 5:36:48 AM

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*snort*

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RE: Sex in the dark - 2/29/2008 3:50:56 PM

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i'll bet that even blindfolded, my ears stopped up and with my nose plugged, i can tell the difference between a clump of grass and heaven

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