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Kana -> Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 4:39:38 PM)

Its time to get deeply philophical and ask the question thats on every bodies mind.
Who wins the fight:
Jason Bourne or James Bond?
and why?



SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 4:45:28 PM)

Jason Bourne can't act to save his life so to speak.[8|]

I also used to believe in Bond until the penultimate one played him.

Mr Bond has such an elaborate cover at International Exports, of coarse  that is a stupid name for a company as all exports are international. Mr sits on chair and strokes white cat should be able to see through that smokescreen IMOSHO. 
 
I've sat through all the mundane Bourne films and I still have no idea who he is working for and why he is running away from the people he works for or running towards them whatever.



subtee -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 5:16:37 PM)

Woah, woah, woah.

Need some parameters here. Are we talking Connery Bond or the Steele dude or the new blondie?

Seriously...



christine1 -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 5:18:01 PM)

heh Bond all the way...with those neato gadgets and all, and if it were the sean connery version...he'd win by voice alone.

i think you should have included worf...he is the baddest.



luvnchains -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 5:44:40 PM)

James Bond for sure...in whatever incarnation, he's totally yummy....OHHHH erm..you weren't asking who I have more fun with, hmmmm....
In a fight, I don't know who would win.



Level -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 5:45:51 PM)

Bourne would kill Bond, with his bare hands.
 
Then Steven Seagal would show up, and whip the shit out of Bourne, with his ponytail.



SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 5:47:41 PM)

Sounds like the script from a typical Steven Seagull film that.

The only thing that changes in a Steven Seagull film is the hostage location. He spins a wheel.[8|]



christine1 -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 5:50:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

Bourne would kill Bond, with his bare hands.
 
Then Steven Seagal would show up, and whip the shit out of Bourne, with his ponytail.


worf had a ponytail....(but his teeth were kinda bad)



awakenednj -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 5:55:45 PM)

Absolutely Bourne... If he didn't win in hand to hand combat (which I think he would cause Bond would be too drunk or staring too hard at the nearest girl's ass) He could totally use the puppy dog look and sad story...



SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 5:57:28 PM)

So in effect you are saying Bourne has no fun in his life?



awakenednj -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 5:59:22 PM)

Well, I didn't really see any 'fun' mentioned in the books or movies... so while not my original thought I would have to agree that he doesn't seem to....

Even the sex scene with Marie didn't really seem fun- more urgent....



Level -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 6:04:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3

Sounds like the script from a typical Steven Seagull film that.

The only thing that changes in a Steven Seagull film is the hostage location. He spins a wheel.[8|]


I thought he threw darts at a board......
 
Kidding aside, if I had to pick one of the movie badasses to be on my side in a fight, I'd pick Seagull. Seagal, I mean.



Level -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 6:06:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

Bourne would kill Bond, with his bare hands.
 
Then Steven Seagal would show up, and whip the shit out of Bourne, with his ponytail.


worf had a ponytail....(but his teeth were kinda bad)


What on earth is a Worf? That Klingon guy? [8D]



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 6:06:33 PM)

bond would use his secret weapon (which is micheal jackson)

bourne has no chance..



Level -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 6:08:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

bond would use his secret weapon (which is micheal jackson)

bourne has no chance..



He'd use Michael's nose as a projectile?



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 6:10:21 PM)

MJ has many different weapons.  #1 being his voice.
#2 being he'd hit on bourne.



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 6:10:30 PM)

we all know that Shaggy and Scoobie would come along and show how all of them are fakes anyways. it all became clear while sitting in the back of the van sucking crawfish and getting stoned



SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 6:11:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level
Kidding aside, if I had to pick one of the movie badasses to be on my side in a fight, I'd pick Seagull. Seagal, I mean.


Mr Level you were correct the first time and then you fell for that Hollywood myth that his name wasn't seabird related.[8|]



Aylee -> RE: Who wins the fight? (2/29/2008 6:18:43 PM)

Chuck Norris would beat the crap out of all of them!



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