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Tom & the Blond - 9/21/2005 10:52:34 AM

Mercnbeth

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Tom, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 News was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Tom and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Tom says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blond replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Tom placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, plummeting to his death.

The blond was very upset and handed her $20 to Tom, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Tom replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."

The blond replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Tom took the money.

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RE: Tom & the Blond - 9/22/2005 11:05:02 PM

NakedOnMyChain

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<snorts and giggles>

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"Oh, it's torture, but I'm almost there."
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~The Labyrinth

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