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Irish Gas Station - 3/1/2008 9:56:02 AM

LotusSong

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Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives
his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.

An attendant greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware
who the golf pro is..."Top o' the mornin to ya".

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called 'tees'," replies Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the
Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive,"
replies Tiger.

"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish
attendant. Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything!

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