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sammiebabygirl -> For Immediate Release (3/1/2008 12:03:43 PM)
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The Assville Brat Association is proud to announce the New Year's
Day Grand
Opening of D/SNEYLAND, Assville's first theme park.
There's something for everyone at D/SNEYLAND!
From your first glimpse of the graceful spires of SOBBING BEAUTY'S
CASTLE from the windows of the
DOMORAIL, to the midnight FANTASY IN THE SKY FIRECHEEKS display,
you'll be
enchanted by all that D/SNEYLAND has to offer.
So buy one of those double
red balloons for your favorite brat, and get ready for the
experience of a
lifetime.
Start off with a leisurely stroll down the authentic PAIN STREET,
USA.
Visitors of all ages (18+) will wander happily through the PANTY
ARCADE,
where Tops can test their strength, and brats will especially enjoy
the
classic WHACK-A-MALE game. Make sure to stop by our PAIN STREET
CINEMA,
featuring continuous showings of all your favorite spanking scenes
from "I
Love Lucy" to "McLintock."
Begin your exploration of D/SNEYLAND proper in FANTASYLAND, with a
delightful look at kink around the globe in IT'S A S/MALL WORLD.
Explore the ocean depths with 20,000 LICKS UNDER THE SEA, thrill to
the antics of (NOT SO) SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DOMS, and top the
morning off playing the naughty schoolgirl or boy on MR.
HEADMASTER'S WILD RIDE.
Does your taste run to old fashioned woodsheds? You'll find what
you're
looking for in FRONTIERLAND. Take a turn in our genuine stockades
[10 minute
limit during peak hours] or check out TOM TAWSER'S ISLAND. Remember
to make
reservations early for our extremely popular COUNTRY BARE JAMBOREE
show.
If you're looking for something a little more exotic, ADVENTURELAND
is the
place for you! Subs will love being kidnapped, chained and taken
advantage
of by the PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, while Tops will be unable to
resist the
adorable and compliant ENCHANTED TIKI BRATS.
In the late afternoon, visit LIBIRCHY SQUARE for an educational tour
of the
HALL OF IMPLEMENTS, and prepare yourself for the ever-popular HAUNTED
DUNGEON. But be careful! Our terrifying, cane- wielding
schoolmasters roam
the streets of the square searching for naughty truants.
Late evening is the best time to visit TOMORROWLAND, where you can
relax in
our heavily padded seats and watch the history and future of corporal
punishment in the CAROUSEL OF FLOGRESS. Or for the truly daring,
prepare to
scream through our most exciting ride, SUBSPACE MOUNTAIN
(Note: persons with heart conditions, back problems, or severe welts
are advised not to ride).
Before you leave D/SNEYLAND, be sure to stop by the gift shops which
sell
souvenirs of all shapes and sizes. Choose from the dozens of novelty
paddles
take home a pair of "I GOT SPANKED AT D/SNEYLAND" panties, or start a
collection of porcelain figures of your favorite D/SNEY characters in
compromising positions.
Coming soon... EPCOTK CENTER, featuring the all-new SINGAPORE
PAVILION!
jen
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