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When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/1/2008 5:30:24 PM   
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When Grandma Goes To Court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven' t the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. '
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/1/2008 5:35:28 PM   
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Thanks for the laugh

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/1/2008 6:38:51 PM   
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LMAO

Good one


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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/2/2008 1:40:35 AM   
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LOL!!!!!!



I could see my grandmother doing that.

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/2/2008 5:08:00 AM   
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That was brilliant, BRNA, I'm still laughing and I can certainly see some characters doing exactly that! Nothing quite like living in a close community - but can be held against you in a court of law lol

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/2/2008 6:44:16 AM   
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this sounds like my grandmother, dead on. Doesnt give a fuck what anyone thinks of her, and will tell you your an ass straight to your face

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/2/2008 7:03:10 AM   
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note to self...finish your morning tea before you start to read things like this...that way you do not end spitting it out, making a mess while laughting......... 

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/2/2008 9:43:49 AM   
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so true! i just got back from MS, and they talk about everyone like that! even their own families!!!!!

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/2/2008 9:45:06 AM   
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I was still laughing as I cleaned the coffee off of my computer! Good one, thank you for posting it.

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/2/2008 11:01:40 AM   
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My juice just went over my computer screen. Thanks for the laugh.

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/2/2008 11:05:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sleepingbeauty4u

My juice just went over my computer screen. Thanks for the laugh.



You should post more often....Cuz you are hot.


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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/2/2008 6:17:19 PM   
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Great joke... thanks for the laugh!

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/4/2008 4:07:27 PM   
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The South never fails- passionate people, amazing food, and always a great laugh! XO

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/4/2008 5:15:29 PM   
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The office next door wanted to know what the noise was,  ... i fell off my chair ... they are solicitors (!)

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/4/2008 11:13:25 PM   
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lmmfao

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/5/2008 12:01:55 AM   
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Lol. wow now i know to never have a grandma from mississippi present for ANY of my court dates. theanks for the laugh :-)

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/5/2008 7:46:10 AM   
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Just beautiful

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/7/2008 7:01:42 AM   
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ROFLMAO...you owe me a keyboard and a fresh cup of coffee.

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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court - 3/8/2008 9:23:14 AM   
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holy batman! that was OUTSTANDING! thanks for starting my morning right :)

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