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OOOOOPS! - 3/1/2008 7:05:55 PM   
InkedMaster


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Status: offline 		I rear-ended a car this morning.
I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car and wouldn't you know it!
He was a DWARF.
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!
so I said, 'well, then, which one ARE you?
That's how the fight started.

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RE: OOOOOPS! - 3/1/2008 8:07:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Took me a second to get it, and it is FUNNY.

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RE: OOOOOPS! - 3/1/2008 8:15:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		Made me laugh out loud! Thanks for the chuckle :)

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RE: OOOOOPS! - 3/1/2008 9:35:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		Inked, that is too funny!


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RE: OOOOOPS! - 3/2/2008 9:41:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		funny shit there! thanks!

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RE: OOOOOPS! - 3/4/2008 4:09:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Must have hit Grumpy! XO

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RE: OOOOOPS! - 3/5/2008 12:32:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		Did you apologise and tell him you were sleepy? :-)

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RE: OOOOOPS! - 3/5/2008 12:37:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		Inked... I sent this to my Mom, and to a friend of hers and mine who has breast cancer...Sue sent me back an email saying she appreciated it, it had made her laugh.

So, thank you.

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RE: OOOOOPS! - 3/5/2008 3:02:23 AM   
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RE: OOOOOPS! - 3/5/2008 7:34:53 AM   
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