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My Next Life By Georege Carlin - 3/1/2008 10:00:38 PM

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I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

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RE: My Next Life By Georege Carlin - 3/1/2008 10:44:05 PM

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Gotta love Carlin...

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TOURETTE SYNDROME: It's no mother f*cking joke, you God d*mn c*ck sucking f*ck!

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RE: My Next Life By Georege Carlin - 3/2/2008 7:07:25 PM

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Sign me up for that.

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RE: My Next Life By Georege Carlin - 3/2/2008 7:07:32 PM

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Sounds good to me, where do I sign up?

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RE: My Next Life By Georege Carlin - 3/3/2008 2:40:01 PM

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Hell Yes!

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RE: My Next Life By Georege Carlin - 3/3/2008 11:17:20 PM

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Only thing is guys, the ending may not be an orgasm ... it could be a um er fake one

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RE: My Next Life By Georege Carlin - 3/4/2008 12:48:45 PM

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In my next life I want to do all the same stuff, only without wasting so much time.

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RE: My Next Life By Georege Carlin - 3/4/2008 2:14:42 PM

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hmm my dread thoughts on lifes end would be getting yanked out of the nice warm womb and up into a needle .. then getting carried to some dark room with magazines and getting shoved into some guys dick

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RE: My Next Life By Georege Carlin - 3/4/2008 3:23:37 PM

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George is always full of wonderful thoughts....and great to chat with in person!

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