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From a profile - 3/3/2008 4:56:20 AM   
twistedwillow


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Status: offline 		Teehee... I found this in a profile and I just had to post it in the shits n giggles part of the forum.
I'm sure he will have no trouble finding what he is looking for!
 
 
 
 
 
ok I've had enough of games , im looking for two bisexual female submissives, they will be fit young and healthy and enjoy working out and staying in shape , full breasts no smaller than a C cup , fake breasts are ok with me , must be keen and very willing to do as asked or told,,
they will be between  5,8"and  5,11"


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RE: From a profile - 3/3/2008 4:57:55 AM   
colouredin


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Status: offline 		Well at least he knows what he wants :D

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RE: From a profile - 3/3/2008 6:37:21 AM   
domahpet


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Status: offline 		i dunno why, but i think its funnier that twistedwillow is 'twisted'
better get some more coffee

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RE: From a profile - 3/3/2008 9:34:17 AM   
AMaster


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Status: offline 		................  and your point??  

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RE: From a profile - 3/3/2008 10:51:12 AM   
Arpig


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Status: offline 		I really don't see what is so funny about this...oh well

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RE: From a profile - 3/3/2008 10:56:14 AM   
colouredin


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Status: offline 		I believe the humour comes with the precise nature of his request and the possible chance that the expectations may possibly be a little dream like, but thats just my interpretation of it

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RE: From a profile - 3/3/2008 2:11:27 PM   
CuriousLord


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Status: offline 		I think Arpig was joking.  Implying (in jest) that he, too, has similiar expectations and therefore takes it seriously.

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RE: From a profile - 3/3/2008 11:13:57 PM   
JulieorSarah


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Status: offline 		Aww i think you are all too harsh on this profiler, i mean it says 'fake breasts are ok with me' you can't be more magnanimous than that!

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RE: From a profile - 3/4/2008 6:54:03 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Hell, if fake breasts are okay, why not fake everything? Or don't they sell blow up dolls that tall?

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RE: From a profile - 3/4/2008 6:55:45 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Did you think that was my real cock I sent you a picture of?

meh, mine is much bigger. I didn't wanna scare you.

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RE: From a profile - 3/4/2008 7:03:27 AM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		This demonstrates the impotance of multiple profiles.

If there two women like that here looking? I am gonna SCORE!!

or.. well....... He will... you know..I mean............. nm

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RE: From a profile - 3/4/2008 7:05:01 AM   
kittinSol


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

This demonstrates the impotance of multiple profiles.





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RE: From a profile - 3/4/2008 7:19:27 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I am sitting here laughing, seriously laughing for real, at my desk. Like a mad fool.

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RE: From a profile - 3/4/2008 7:39:55 AM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		ya'll are insane!

someone should write to him and ask him if he would consider twins...

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RE: From a profile - 3/4/2008 7:43:31 AM   
sirsholly


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quote:

ORIGINAL: twistedwillow

ok I've had enough of games , im looking for two bisexual female submissives, they will be fit young and healthy and enjoy working out and staying in shape , full breasts no smaller than a C cup , fake breasts are ok with me , must be keen and very willing to do as asked or told,,
they will be between  5,8"and  5,11"



DAMNIT!!!!!!  my boobs are too small for him 

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RE: From a profile - 3/4/2008 8:29:42 AM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		Well, get implants, it's okay w/ him.  He said so.

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RE: From a profile - 3/4/2008 8:30:59 AM   
GreedyTop


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From: Savannah, GA
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

Well, get implants, it's okay w/ him.  He said so.


If he'd pay for them

But I'm too short

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RE: From a profile - 3/4/2008 10:39:56 AM   
Arpig


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I think Arpig was joking.
Actually I wasn't. I don't find it humourous is all. The fellow has very specific wants, however unlikely those wants are to be easy to fulfill....more power to him, at least he is forward enough to state specifically what he is looking for, and I see no reason to mock him for that.

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RE: From a profile - 3/4/2008 10:47:06 AM   
Jeffff


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quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

This demonstrates the impotance of multiple profiles.






I saw it. I laughed, so I left it in  

Besides, you know what Freud said, "sometimes a typo is just a typo"

Jeff

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RE: From a profile - 3/4/2008 10:50:52 AM   
trusting


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Joined: 8/22/2007
From: Virginia
Status: offline 		wow... He knows EXACTLY what it is He wants! lol... i wish Him the best of luck on that one!

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