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A few things to think about that you probably never hav... - 3/3/2008 7:56:13 AM   
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
 
 
 
 
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in', but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?  Where's that extra penny going to?
 
 
 
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
 
 
 
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
 
 
 
What disease did cured ham actually have?
 
 
 
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
 
 
 
 
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
 
 
 
 
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
 
 
 
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
 
 
 
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
 
 
 
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?  They're going to see you naked anyway!
 
 
 
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
 
 
 
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
 
 
 
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
 
 
 
 
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
 
 
 
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, 'Why' can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 
 
 
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?  They're both dogs!
 
 
 
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crud, why didn't he just buy dinner?
 
 
 
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is 'baby oil' made from?
 
 
 
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
 
 
 
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
 
 
 
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
 
 
 
 
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/3/2008 8:00:34 AM   
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/3/2008 8:08:34 AM   
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/3/2008 9:31:32 AM   
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/3/2008 10:58:44 AM   
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/3/2008 12:43:25 PM   
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Yes you can cry under water but the tears will mix insantly with the water.

An assassination is a plot in which 1 or more members conspire to kill a target that is well protected. Murder is unsually unplanned and completely random.

The first penny is for the preseading Idea then then other is for your addisinalthought thus equals two cents.

No, as the spiritual plane is supposedly a metaphysical one not an actual physical one.

Some pizzas con in octaganal boxes. Plus the effort involved in making a round box would not be worth it.

Cureing meat refurs to a presuvation prosses not a medical one.

Actuall the moblie luggage was invented in 1934 around 30 years before Nel's famous walk.

They mean to sleep with out care and an infant has no worries and there for has an untroubled (if not short) sleep.

Yes it is the title of a lega preceading not an action that must be preformed.

It refurs to the fact that TV is transmited through the air waves Thus the quip "on the air" thus when you step in from of a live feed camera you are "on the air" but since it is a Tv and people can see you it is refured to as "on TV".

The oringinal use of those things where to scan the skyline not stare at your shoes.

The act of taking off ones clothes is an act of vunrablity thus leaveing the patient ungaurded. In the old days the doctor left so that the patient could secretly stash a weapon some where in the office so that they would not be totally defencless, less the docter tries to kill them.

"Bra" is short for brazzire which in the plural is brazzires.

You have obviously never made toster waffles. a toaster oven is made with a tempature gauge to keep the unit from over heating and causeing all manner of problems. Once the set tempature of that setting is reached it will automaticly turn off. the Higher setting is for consecutive toasting or things that must be toasted more than once.

"Jimmy cracked corn" was a slave song sung my Black slaves back when America was young and stupid (its older now but still just as stupid) Jimmy was a slave who played prank on his Masters while they where away. Cracking corn meant to break open the husks before the corn was ready for harvest thus ruining the Masters crops.

A hearse when carrying the dead follows a police car and in most cases drives down the center of the road while other motorists pull over to the shoulder.

Two reasons why. First the SS Minow was not only badly damaged it was scorged (meaning partually sunken). the hole was most likly two big to patch, even if they could patch it they would have a hell of a time raising it from lagoon floor, but that doesn't beg the question of why didn't they just build another boat. If the had fixed the ship they would have left the Island and the show would have been over. If they really wanted to get off the Island the Skipper should have killed Gilligan, the minute he died a ship would have sailed by and they would have been saved.

The biology of aniomorphic creatures is some what muddled......SINCE THEY"RE NOT REAL! second it has to do with their roles. Goofy was Micky's retarded friend and pluto was his pet, thus their actions and posture.

He was obviously over thinking the situation, plus catching the roadrunner wasn't about getting food it was about full filling his role in nature, shear animal instinct.

Its actually made from a mixture of crude and plastic.

No morality comes from Morals. Morons come from Mormons.

No they share a simple rythm pattern thats all.

I didn't

First of all hot stinky human breath being shot into your eyes hurts, it really the since of speed and adventure the dog enjoys.

Anymore stupid Questions?

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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/3/2008 7:24:55 PM   
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/3/2008 11:48:28 PM   
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/4/2008 6:19:41 AM   
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/5/2008 12:51:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mydestiny2043

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


had to do the zetabet song too just for balance:-)

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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/5/2008 12:55:58 AM   
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/5/2008 12:57:55 AM   
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/5/2008 7:48:37 AM   
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/5/2008 9:19:46 AM   
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/5/2008 9:27:50 AM   
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I wouldnt call them morons, but yanno..sometimesssssssss
apart from the dissection and politically correct responses, I laughed hard, so thankyou, I needed that today:)
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/5/2008 11:01:03 AM   
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RE: A few things to think about that you probably never... - 3/5/2008 5:46:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Baa Baa Black Sheep is also a variation of the same melody.  (Maybe joanus should have sung the songs?)

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