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Alumbrado -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 4:51:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy


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ORIGINAL: Alumbrado

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Democrat.

Disarms the attacker.



With what?  Lung Fu?  Or the Roman art of foot fighting (track)...? [:D]


Captures the attacker with the help of some illegal aliens. But that can't be. They are only here to get free health care, sell drugs, and have kids. Right Joe?



It's Jose, actually.




Mercnbeth -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 4:52:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Owner59
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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth
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ORIGINAL: kittinSol
I know some people seem to find your post funny, but personally, it made me shudder. I thought it stank. Owner's post was harmless; yours screamed murder and prejudice. But I'm sure it's nothing to do with your political affiliation [8|] .

No monkey in this barrel, but don't you view your comment as a tad ironic considering your avatar? Considering your observation, is that gun pointed out reflective of your "political affiliation"? Does it scream "murder and prejudice"? How are we to determine if it is "harmless" like Owner59's post.  [8|] I "shudder"[sm=hair.gif] at the direct visual reference it represents to shooting anyone.


Hey Merc,
That could be a "luv" gun.

Could be! Then again the position can be - Guns don't kill people, only conservatives or red neck southerners with guns kill people!

I gotta tell 'ya; I've laughed at some unintended to be funny stuff posted on CM but this last bit wins the prize!

Meanwhile, how entertaining will this election be? It is hard to tell the SNL skits from the actual TV ads!




MichiganHeadmast -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 4:53:50 PM)

Nice try, my friend, but satire needs to have at least the smallest iota of truth to it (I refer to you George Carlin, Chris Rock and P.J. O'Rourke).

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ORIGINAL: domiguy


Southerner.

Is immediately killed...Didn't get off of his cousin in time to ward off the attacker.




Okay, that one's not bad.  :-)




GreedyTop -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 4:57:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MichiganHeadmast

Cutting and pasting is fun!

Okay, here's one:

Are You A Democrate, Republican or Southerner?
::snip::

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG![image]http://www.longrangehunting.com/forums/images/smilies/smilie-gun.gif[/image]
Click.....
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG![image]http://www.longrangehunting.com/forums/images/smilies/smilie-gun.gif[/image]
Click!
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester SilverTips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"




LMAO




Owner59 -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:21:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I am Joe's political philosphy............and Kitten skeeeers me..[:D]

Jeff




Why is that? Do her comments hit home for you,...perhaps?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Back to the thread.

Are there any items there ,that conservatives didn`t fight against?

Are there any items there,that you think you could live without?If so,which ones?

And how do you think we (America) would be without the things/issues mentioned in this funny,thoughtful piece?

Kindly leave out the hijacks and put the humor about shooting brown people in the random stupidity section.




Sinergy -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:24:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol
Nice effort, but not as funny.

Agreed!
However, it was more observation than effort.


I bet Merc drove home on the roads some America hating liberal pushed through Congress to pay for, in his car that ran under safety standards and mandated gas mileage by that liberal, America-hating, controlled congress.  Had a cup of coffee he knew was coffee because America hating liberals pushed through labelling laws requiring his coffee can to contain mostly coffee, and made with water some America hating liberal pushed through water projects to allow him to drink water that wasnt red and bubbling.

Then sat down at his computer, run by electrification projects and an internet that America hating liberals like Al Gore funded and allowed to be brought to fruition, and...

...wrote this screed, inarticulately attempting to prove that everything Liberal is bad.

And yes, it was not nearly as funny.  Nor was it factually correct, in the same sense that Rush Limbaugh ranting about mandatory prison sentences for drug addicts is not factually correct.  One thing that fascinates me about many people in the generation prior to mine, who seem to be mostly conservative in outlook, is their innate sense of entitlement about the world they inherited from the people who built it after world war 2.

Just an observation.

Sinergy




MichiganHeadmast -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:31:12 PM)

Hi, Owner59.

Eighteen years as a cop, in northern AND southern states, and NEVER shot ONE brown person.  Imagine that!

But, thank GOD my sense of humor was never, ever impaired.

Okay, to answer your question, such as it is.  You need to expand your philosophical horizons beyond sound-bite socialism, especially if you ever want to understand how in the world a conservative like me can (gasp!) ever disagree with you.

Here's a decent site I just found at random that is concise yet comprehensive (and no pop-ups).  Maybe start there.

Best to you.  And learn to laugh a bit.

Libertarian FAQ: http://www.impel.com/liblib/Libertarianism.html






bipolarber -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:32:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol
Nice effort, but not as funny.

Agreed!
However, it was more observation than effort.


I agree. It was weak, and lacked the underlying truth that made the original post's point. If the author had spent a little more time coming up with a real point of view, instead of resorting to stereotypical name calling, they could have at least countered the OP's argument. Instead, they just made the OP's point that much stronger: conservatives don't think. All they have is propaganda.




Lumus -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:33:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: MichiganHeadmast

Cutting and pasting is fun!

Okay, here's one:

Are You A Democrate, Republican or Southerner?
::snip::

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG![image]http://www.longrangehunting.com/forums/images/smilies/smilie-gun.gif[/image]
Click.....
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG![image]http://www.longrangehunting.com/forums/images/smilies/smilie-gun.gif[/image]
Click!
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester SilverTips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"




LMAO



...Mom?

~ GreedySub





Owner59 -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:34:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MichiganHeadmast

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

prejudiced nature of redneck humour.


Must be why Jeff Foxworthy is broke, huh?



How do you know yer`a redneck?

You mow the front lawn and find a car.

Interesting and poignant side note.

The term redneck comes from the early coal miner unions,who wore red bandannas around there necks.

They fought and died for many of the things we take for granted today.

Redneck ,should be a badge of honor.




slaveluci -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:35:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth
Then again the position can be - Guns don't kill people, only conservatives or red neck southerners with guns kill people!

Or...as one of my personal favorite rednecks "Larry the Cable Guy" says: "Guns don't kill people.  Husbands who come home early do." [:D]

I guess I may be somewhat of an aberration as I am somewhat of a bleeding-heart liberal usually but do not rabidly support gun control.  It's best explained in a reply on an old thread reposted here:

"I grew up in a rural area and all the men in my family and surrounding area were hunters.  My dad and granddad (and now my brother) all collected guns.  My brother was in the woods hunting deer by age 8.  He, my sister, and myself were all taught how to shoot and we were taught how dangerous guns can be.  Therefore, we were also taught gun safety.  There were several loaded guns throughout our home the whole time I was growing up.  None of us (or any of our friends) ever touched them without permission and adult supervision.  It's all in how you're taught.

Regardless of all that, I grew up being an anti-gun proponent.  I didn't want to handle them, thought there should be strict gun control, etc.  This all changed one night during college.  I was staying at my grandmother's home alone when someone tried to break into the house in the wee hours of the morning.  I was asleep and the only thing that saved me was that the person accidentally knocked over a huge, stone flower pot.  The noise woke me and I could hear them trying to get in through the locked front door. 

I knew my granny kept a loaded handgun in the dresser so, hands shaking so hard I couldn't hardly hold it, I got it and headed into the living room and toward that front door.  I had a moment to think, though, as they couldn't get through the front door so they went around back and started walking down the length of the back porch toward that door.  I knew it wasn't locked very securely and they could probably push their way in.  At that moment, I had to make a decision.  What was I going to do if they came in through that door?  I decided there was nothing in that house worth dying or killing for and made (what I know think was) a rather fool-hardy decision.  I grabbed my car keys and, gun pointing out in front of me, opened the front door and made a dash to my car.  I got in, locked it, and drove off.  My neighbor and brother then came and the intruder was gone.

The point of that rambling story was that, as much as I "hated" guns, the first thing I did when I felt my life was in danger was to grab one.  It was easy for me to be all smug in my assurance that guns were "bad."  But when I needed one to protect myself, I didn't hesitate to grab it, cock it, and get ready for battle...lol...even though I decided fleeing was the best answer.  The gun gave me the sense of security I needed to run out that door and get out of there.  I didn't use it to kill or maim and it didn't get used against me.  The bottom line is that it afforded me enough security so that I felt safe to get outside and away from the scene of the "intended" crime.

Since then, my attitude has changed.  I saw the hypocrisy of my stance toward guns and have since really changed my thoughts.  Since then, I've even shot an SKS.  Whoosh, the power I felt[;)].  Seriously......everyone is entitled to their take on the matter but that's mine.  I sure hated guns until I needed one.  Now my feelings are: "I'd rather have one and not need it than need one and not have it."

luci





MichiganHeadmast -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:37:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Owner59


How do you know yer`a redneck?

You mow the front lawn and find a car.

Interesting and poignant side note.




Okay, I acknowledge that you DO have a healthy sense of humor.  :-)




Owner59 -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:40:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MichiganHeadmast

Hi, Owner59.

Eighteen years as a cop, in northern AND southern states, and NEVER shot ONE brown person.  Imagine that!

But, thank GOD my sense of humor was never, ever impaired.

Okay, to answer your question, such as it is.  You need to expand your philosophical horizons beyond sound-bite socialism, especially if you ever want to understand how in the world a conservative like me can (gasp!) ever disagree with you.

Here's a decent site I just found at random that is concise yet comprehensive (and no pop-ups).  Maybe start there.

Best to you.  And learn to laugh a bit.

Libertarian FAQ: http://www.impel.com/liblib/Libertarianism.html





First,thanks for your service.Brave men are few these days.

But,.......

Let`s forget your sound bites too and pose you a question based in reality.

Would you have opted out of your police union,if given the chance?

If ever you were shot or hurt badly on the job,would you be taken care of,if not for the union?PBA/FOP aside.





ArizonaSunSwitch -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:45:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I know some people seem to find your post funny, but personally, it made me shudder. I thought it stank. Owner's post was harmless; yours screamed murder and prejudice.

But I'm sure it's nothing to do with your political affiliation [8|] .


Yeah, killing someone trying to kill your family is prejudicial. Though in a good way.




MichiganHeadmast -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:49:49 PM)

Good questions, all.

Texas was right-to-work.  I voluntarily joined two associations that provided legal protection for its members and certain other benefits andI served on the boards of directors.  I didn't join the AFL-CIO union chapter that was brought in, but had several friends who did.  I have no problem with volunatary associations, and I recognize the good that unions have done in the past.  That's not a liberal/conservative thing, necessarily.  I was FOP in Illinois and Michigan, and didn't like that it was mandatory and may well have opted out if I could have, but more likely I would have just been outspoken as usual instead.

Okay, benefits in case of injury, etc?  That is usually a term of employment and/or state law.  Nothing wrong with an agency or corporation paying benefits to its employees who are injured on the job.  Private insurance is also available to fill the gap.  Again, not exactly a liberal/conservative issue, but more a contract issue.  Conservatives and libertarians support enforcement of contracts.




Alumbrado -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:50:59 PM)

I just can't believe they left the 4th part of that joke out... the Quaker response to an attacker.




Smith117 -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 5:53:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveluci

"I'd rather have one and not need it than need one and not have it."

luci



The very words I live by. I hope to never EVER have to pull a weapon to save my life. But I'd rather it be there to pull than to not be there when I'm starring at some crazed punk who would shoot me as much as look at me.




Owner59 -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 6:00:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ArizonaSunSwitch


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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I know some people seem to find your post funny, but personally, it made me shudder. I thought it stank. Owner's post was harmless; yours screamed murder and prejudice.

But I'm sure it's nothing to do with your political affiliation [8|] .


Yeah, killing someone trying to kill your family is prejudicial. Though in a good way.




It`s the use of brown people that`s prejudice.

Switch out Islamic Terrorist and insert "Blackwater Intl. mercenary",and then it would be race neutral.Ha-ha.




slaveluci -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 6:02:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Smith117

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ORIGINAL: slaveluci

"I'd rather have one and not need it than need one and not have it."

luci



The very words I live by. I hope to never EVER have to pull a weapon to save my life. But I'd rather it be there to pull than to not be there when I'm starring at some crazed punk who would shoot me as much as look at me.


Me too, Smith.  It's naive to think that such a thing could NEVER happen.  I don't live a scared, paranoid existance at all.  I do, however, realize there are some crazy, dangerous folks out there and I intend to do all I can to protect myself from them.  I don't think I'll ever regret having a way to protect me and mine like I would regret NOT having that protection when/if it's ever needed...........luci




GreedyTop -> RE: A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative (3/3/2008 6:04:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lumus

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: MichiganHeadmast

Cutting and pasting is fun!

Okay, here's one:

Are You A Democrate, Republican or Southerner?
::snip::

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG![image]http://www.longrangehunting.com/forums/images/smilies/smilie-gun.gif[/image]
Click.....
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG![image]http://www.longrangehunting.com/forums/images/smilies/smilie-gun.gif[/image]
Click!
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester SilverTips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"




LMAO



...Mom?

~ GreedySub




Yes, son? *cues the Doors*




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