Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans

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BitaTruble -> Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/5/2008 11:02:38 AM)
Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

sirsholly -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/5/2008 11:07:48 AM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

joanus -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/5/2008 12:38:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. If men could give them selves oral women would become obsolete.

GreedyTop -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/5/2008 1:10:43 PM)
LMAO!!

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/5/2008 1:27:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: joanus quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. If men could give them selves oral women would become obsolete. Same goes for women and oral....we already have vibrators....[:D]

LaTigresse -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/5/2008 1:39:41 PM)
You mean, men aren't obsolete??

sirsholly -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/5/2008 1:50:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse You mean, men aren't obsolete?? Actually it's sorta getting to that point...but ssshhhh.....don't tell Jeffff and Ron.

ownedgirlie -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/5/2008 4:05:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! I've had to do that - I can relate!!

JulieorSarah -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/5/2008 8:25:59 PM)
1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all! I wouldn't mind if they were as good as mine!

LaTigresse -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/6/2008 8:08:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JulieorSarah 1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all! I wouldn't mind if they were as good as mine! Yeahhhh, like roses right?[:D]

BlackPhx -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/6/2008 8:39:57 AM)
11. You mark territory in the house. Why do you yell at me when I do it? poenkitten

AMaster -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/6/2008 10:52:21 AM)
Very good. [:D]

JulieorSarah -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/6/2008 6:50:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: JulieorSarah 1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all! I wouldn't mind if they were as good as mine! Yeahhhh, like roses right?[:D] Truthfully, was with a Dom who on leaving the bathroom it was safer to ask if it was ok to go in there. Often the response, was he left 'an aroma of crushed rose petals'. In reality, the fertiliser was all there was ...

Saratov -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/6/2008 7:52:13 PM)
[sm=dance.gif] Would these be considered 'pet' peeves? [sm=mrpuffy.gif]

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/6/2008 7:54:57 PM)
"what do you mean it's not bacon, i smelled bacon!" dog pouting when it finds out the bacon isn't really bacon, then chews your remote.[:D]

ta2dqt -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/8/2008 4:34:21 PM)
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WylddrgNfairy -> RE: Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans (3/10/2008 10:40:07 AM)
LOL!!!!

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