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thickerdenwater -> a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan (3/6/2008 8:47:42 PM)

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about th is wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."



dom_dotcom -> RE: a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan (3/7/2008 1:34:48 AM)

LOL... Love it! Thanks! [:D]



Chloelicious -> RE: a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan (3/7/2008 1:59:19 AM)

Good one thanks for sharing



thompsonx -> RE: a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan (3/7/2008 6:56:48 AM)

I thought Osama was a Saudi not an Afghani.



joanus -> RE: a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan (3/7/2008 9:01:00 AM)

Ripp off the original joke was an African man an American man and an Asain man, the African wishs for all of his people to be back in Africa, poof all the Africans are back in Africa. The American wishes that no more immagrents are able to get into america. so poof giant wall all around america. And the asain wishs for world peace so the genie fills the america with water.



kittinSol -> RE: a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan (3/7/2008 9:09:22 AM)

Iraqi, Afghani... they're all the same [8|] .



thickerdenwater -> RE: a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan (3/7/2008 1:21:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thompsonx

I thought Osama was a Saudi not an Afghani.


very observant of you. now if only you would keep up with current events of the last 25 years. Hes exiled from saudi arabia, lived much of his life in afgahnistan (where he trained with the CIA and fought russians) and is allied with and/or operating out of the above listed.

and the joke that you were talking about Joanus wasnt told to me like that, and doesnt really make much sense to me, since as much hell as we wreak upon the earth, we do a helluva lot more to help the world. and the joke went like this:

A mexican, a black man, and a white man were working one day in a field of a farm when the mexican found a lantern. he picked it up and out pops a genie. the genie says he will grant each person one wish. The mexican goes first and wishes for all his mexican brothers and sisters to be back in mexico, happy and free. *poof* all mexicans are back in mexico, happy and free. The black man goes next, and says that he wants all his brothers and sisters back in the homeland, happy a free. *poof* all black men and women are teleported to africa, happy and free. so the genie turns to the white man and says, what is your wish? The white man asks, "so are all the mexicans and black people out of america?" the genie says, of course, as their wish was my desire, I so granted it. the white man smiles and says "I think I'll have a coke then"

:D

not particularly one of my faves, but it was in an awesome movie (boondock saints)

edited due to my lack of typing skills



Usako -> RE: a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan (3/7/2008 3:50:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: joanus

Ripp off the original joke was an African man an American man and an Asain man, the African wishs for all of his people to be back in Africa, poof all the Africans are back in Africa. The American wishes that no more immagrents are able to get into america. so poof giant wall all around america. And the asain wishs for world peace so the genie fills the america with water.



I think I like that one better. [sm=lol.gif]



ta2dqt -> RE: a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan (3/8/2008 4:11:45 PM)

LOL!!  IM just gonna HAVE to share this one w/ some pple!!!  [sm=biggrin.gif]



JulieorSarah -> RE: a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan (3/9/2008 7:50:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Iraqi, Afghani... they're all the same [8|] .


Californians, New Yorkers, those from Montana, Utah, Texas, Florida and Hawaii, yep they are all the same, just like Iraqi and Afghani



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