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Griswold -> RE: checklist for subs (3/8/2008 5:43:25 PM)
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quote:
"My name is Leo and I am looking for the standard checklist for new sub/slaves. Can anybody help me..??
kind regards"
ORIGINAL: Aileen1968
Lettuce
Onions
Tomato
Oil and vinegar
Check
WRONG!!!!!
(This is just one of many reasons why a bulletin board is valuable...sift through the dreck....sort through a variety of responses)....
You have an "outie", so we'll assume you're looking for a Domme (someone that has an "innie"...{never assume, by the way}).
Soooooo....you have to ask the obvious questions:
1) "I'm a sub....I have an outie....I'm looking for someone who has an 'innie'....do you have an Adams Apple?"
2) "Do you require payment? If so, will it exceed either, my ability to earn over a 12 month period....or....do you offer credit with terms that are comparable to most leases? If not, are you FHA approved?"
3) "Have you ever worn a wig, shaved your legs rather incessantly, worn heels...or....has anyone ever called you 'Bob'?"
4) If you ever saw a mans fly open in a rather unconventional setting, would you a) look askance, b) act like you never saw it (even though you know you gawdamned did...you sick fuck) or c) think "Hmmmmm.....wonder what he's packing?...I want some o' dat" (which, by the way, the answer to this question doesn't actually deduce whether or not you're gay..... it's just part of a 5 part process...and we'll peg you later).
and 5) (I actually don't have a 5....but I'm thinking he's still gonna have to pay anyways).
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