Would You Marry Again?

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Nexo -> Would You Marry Again? (3/7/2008 6:10:52 PM)
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The man said, "No dear." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would." Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."

DesFIP -> RE: Would You Marry Again? (3/7/2008 6:28:35 PM)
And his funeral is next Saturday.

Saratov -> RE: Would You Marry Again? (3/7/2008 6:34:48 PM)
All female morners will be screened for left handedness and closeness to wifes size.

SlavesKeeper -> RE: Would You Marry Again? (3/8/2008 12:54:55 AM)
As a widower I feel like I should find this in poor taste and disrespect ful, but as as a man who knows how my wife would have laughed and waived her firger at me with thaty uh huh loock on her face if she had read it, and as well as being a man who has moved on with my own life after a lot of soul serching after her passing, I have to laugh with the rest of your readers. thanks

girlygurl -> RE: Would You Marry Again? (3/8/2008 3:02:45 AM)
LOL good one!

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