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Sundowner -> RE: This isn't centipede from the arcade... (3/8/2008 1:04:21 PM)
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ORIGINAL: badprofessor
Nothing will ever touch my penis again...
What about the poor girls???????????? Remember what it is that we stick in their sweet little pussies???????
I, and a large number of other men on CM, would like to attest and aver, swear and certify, that no centipede, maggot or any other insect, rodent or indeed any animal (apart from certain girls here who act like animals of course) have ever been inside, on, about or around our dicks and certify that you may safely engage with us in a wide variety of sexual activities (including, but not necessarily exclusively, ones of a bdsm nature) without fear of any wriggly things emerging in your mouths, pussies, asses (or anywhere else involved in said activity). Any amusing sensations will be entirely generated by our appendages, not by foreign matter.
It is with deep regret that in future we must also require you girls all to certify that we will find nothing strange (alive or dead) when we use your orifices (for whatever purpose we may deem appropriate or interesting). And those of you who would find it difficult to sign such a certificate - please don't post the video evidence.
(And did you see - the poor ickle centi seemed to have died by the end of his ordeal!).
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