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frenchpet -> Family joke. (9/24/2005 2:24:09 PM)
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Adam, aged 15, enters the bathroom where his elder sister Berenice is having a shower (there's a shower curtain). He asks her :
-Will you show me your tits ?
-What ? Fuck off, moron !
-If you don't, I'll tell daddy you took money in his wallet.
So she shows him her tits.
-Will you show me your pussy ?
-Hey ! No, tits are one thing, but I'm not showing my sex.
-If you don't, I'll tell daddy you took his car last night.
She shows him her pussy.
-May I touch it ?
-You're out of your mind !
-If you refuse I'll tell daddy you let your boyfriend sleep here last night.
So she accepts. Now Adam is very excited, and asks :
-Will you fuck with me ?
-Hell no !
-If you refuse I'll tell daddy your boyfriend stole some of his clothes this morning.
They have sex, and then Berenice says :
-You know, you fuck better than daddy.
-Yes, that's what mom always tells me.
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