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Griswold -> It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 7:30:16 PM)

I just got broadband a few weeks ago....
 
And I've decided I'm going to mire myself in porn.
 
I may never come back.
 
(Thank GAWWWWWD I had 11 - 55 gallon drums of Jergens delivered last week).



NeedToUseYou -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 7:37:29 PM)

The internet is for porn. Didn't you see the video.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1844775900946449930&q=the+internet+is+for+porn+site%3Avideo.google.com&total=193&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0



PanthersMom -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 8:37:18 PM)

well that's one way to kill a weekend.

PM



xxblushesxx -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 8:56:39 PM)

Poor Griswald...we hardly knew thee...
(and I DIDN'T mean that in the biblical sense!)



LadyHibiscus -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 9:19:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

I just got broadband a few weeks ago....
 
And I've decided I'm going to mire myself in porn.
 
I may never come back.
 
(Thank GAWWWWWD I had 11 - 55 gallon drums of Jergens delivered last week).


Sweetie, that doesn't mean you've been..........SHOPPING for it, have you? 



girlygurl -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 9:35:16 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

I just got broadband a few weeks ago....
 
And I've decided I'm going to mire myself in porn.
 
I may never come back.
 
(Thank GAWWWWWD I had 11 - 55 gallon drums of Jergens delivered last week).


Gris.... is that why you're not online [8D] Have fun!!

girly



Griswold -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 9:40:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Sweetie, that doesn't mean you've been..........SHOPPING for it, have you? 


(Help meeeeeee.....I'm siiiiinking.....).

(Who has my credit card?)



Griswold -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 9:44:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Poor Griswald...we hardly knew thee...
(and I DIDN'T mean that in the biblical sense!)


(I told you she was looking at me "that" way!!!!!!)



girlygurl -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 9:47:04 PM)

Weeeeeee you're back! Soooo how's the porn? Have you found anything you'd like to share? hee hee

girly (loves porn [8D])



TheHeretic -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 9:47:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold


(Who has my credit card?)



       That might be me, Gris.  Give me the numbers and expiration dates and I'll check.



MissMagnolia -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 9:51:58 PM)

WHAT Grizzles???? You'd ditch US for mere porn?????????????/[sm=hair.gif]

Well, I'm offended (goes off in a huff[sm=m23.gif], muttering about being used by men[sm=noway.gif], trips over a boob, cries........................)[sm=river.gif]



xxblushesxx -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 9:54:12 PM)

Was that you on my phonechat line Gris?
20 yr old male with a bigger than average organ who wanted me to slowly recite the constitution (wearing a flag thong and nothing else) while you 'saluted' me?...



MissMorrigan -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 10:57:35 PM)

I do, and not returning it until you've sobered up enough to distinguish that buying one of these:

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=frealdoll

is not a good idea while intoxicated.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold
(Who has my credit card?)



SteelofUtah -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 11:38:45 PM)

Torrent Downloads FULL Porn Movies LOTS of harddrive space

Hey they now have a TERABYTE External Harddrive (I just came a little)

PORN PORN PORN PORN!!

Seriously look into Torrent Porn Trackers.

Thank GOD for PORN

Steel



MissMorrigan -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/8/2008 11:59:14 PM)

It's rare for me to get turned on by porn and I've seen a lot over the years, bdsm porn especially is a turn off for me as it tends to be so TACKY/Poorly done. Back in the day of VHS I did come across a scene involving a well known porn 'actress' who was instructed to straddle the guy and go at him. While she was straddling him he inserted a buttplug into her and kept fucking her, after a while she became sore and indicated she wanted to get off, instead of allowing that, he gripped her arms and held her down, fucking her even harder as she began crying due in discomfort - the lacrymal type, not just gutturally. I wore that section of the tape out eventually with keep rewinding/playing/pausing.

Just so that you know, Steel. When a woman tells you she's thinking of you while getting herself off... she's lying. She's thinking about what to get when shopping, the new shoes or outfit she wants, what she's goign to have for dinner, etc... Women are such bitches.



SteelofUtah -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/9/2008 12:11:10 AM)

Thanks I'll punish my wife for that when I'm done downloading the Best of Jenna.

LOL

Steel



sunshinemiss -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/9/2008 12:14:15 AM)

Poor Gris... so fabulous... and can't get a Domme .... what is wrong with the ladies on that side of the SLASHY?  *runs to take a crash course in Domme.



MissMorrigan -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/9/2008 3:29:47 AM)

I saw Jenna last week in the media, she looked, well... fuckable. I'd do her - with a 2ft long glass dildo, trouble is though, Steel. She'd burst my bubble, crush my ego by saying, "That's nothing new, kookie, I eat glass cocks like that between flosses". As I told you, bitches, all bitches lol
quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
Thanks I'll punish my wife for that when I'm done downloading the Best of Jenna.

LOL

Steel



MissMorrigan -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/9/2008 3:32:24 AM)

Gris is a tease, he plays hard to get. He greases himself up, doesn't wash from one week to the next, then comes online flirting his soiled carcass over the boards. He's a slippery character, no one can get their hands on him and he reminds me of one of those spunky little dogs that yaps happily from behind a large chained fence at all the big, vicious doggies on the other side knowing they can't get to him.
quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
Poor Gris... so fabulous... and can't get a Domme .... what is wrong with the ladies on that side of the SLASHY?  *runs to take a crash course in Domme.



MissMagnolia -> RE: It's official....I've decided.... (3/9/2008 3:34:17 AM)

Oh thanks Miss Morrigan. Now I'm all hot n horny at the thought of Grizzles slicked and oiled and ready for use.



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