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domahpet -> my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 12:05:02 PM)

it happened!!!!! after more than a year here, i got one of those cmails...
i declined, and became an ugly cunt! and a wanna be domme-
then i was blocked.
i am truly on the list now huh???!!!!

i feel so warm and fuzzy, i thought it was all a myth!
heres my well thought out and spelled correctly response:

ill be sure to forward your message to every sub, domme, and Dom i know, as well as my own Master.
have a nice day .

oh ps, id you think im such an ugly cunt, why'd you ask to chat?
[image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0183.gif[/image]good show of your domliness!
youre funny, thanks for the laugh.



GreedyTop -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 12:10:22 PM)

woohoo!!  congrats, Domah!!  



domahpet -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 12:12:13 PM)

now where that damn tiarra?
does DC still have it?!



colouredin -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 12:13:00 PM)

*blows up congrats ballons*
*pours champers*

*thinks maybe she will use any excuse for a party*

welcome to the (very select) club :D :P



mnottertail -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 12:13:41 PM)

Sorry, domahpet, you've been had by a nigerian scammer of some sort.

If you indeed were an ugly cunt, you would have had to send certified photographs of the little darling to me, domiguy and jeffff.  After our discussion, and a few perfunctory blowjobs (me first) we would have rendered an opinion. Only then can you be an ugly cunt.

It's all in the TOS, domiguy has been writing it up, I haven't checked lately, it could be [awaiting approval].

I am sorry, but this sort of thing happens all the time, fuckin fakes out here harass us all....if you would like to be ACTUALLY considered, please mail me for details, wet your lips.

Ron  



colouredin -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 12:19:15 PM)

Oh oh oh I wanna be considered, please ill be really good :D



LadyRainfire -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 12:38:03 PM)

Oooo, Ron, can I be considered too? Is there an application as well to send in? *snicker* Please, please, please? I'll be really good, promise!  Or is that really bad?



xxblushesxx -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 12:51:54 PM)

Send 'em one of these next time;

http://www.flooble.com/fun/go.php



PanthersMom -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 12:58:19 PM)

wow, i got a nudie the other day, not quite the cunt comment, but a first for me here.  you must really be special, lol.  takes all kinds, we need them for comic relief.
PM



christine1 -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 1:02:16 PM)

and you might just come up with a fun new nickname for yourself from the names they'll call you.  if not, maybe you can borrow one of mine hehe.



Kirren -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 1:05:17 PM)

Ohhhh....I love to be called a cunt. Its like being called a bitch.

I just smile and say...I know I am...thank you for being so astute...I really figured you for an obtuse waste of human flesh.....looks like youve proven Me wrong.

Generally they are too busy looking up the big words to know that they have been insulted.



youngsubgeoff -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 1:25:24 PM)

I get shit like that from "dommes" all the time. My cherry pop was a message stating,
"I am a mistress in _______, looking for a male sub. kneel before me and beg to serve me". <I can smell the putrefaction of your brain cells from here. Please, delete your profile, turn off your computer, lock yourself in a room, and rot in silence. 
others were:
"your hot, I want to meet you" < Im not even going to dignify that with a response
"have you ever been canned before?" <not that its any of your buisness, but yes, I have, and no, that is not a good way to approach ANYONE

then theres this one:
"ooo, hello cutie. Im ______, a 75 year old domme in _______, I could have sooo many uses for a cute little boy like you" <ARGH! 



zeedaddy -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 1:38:30 PM)

Cherry popp'n are ya, and I wasnt there....Bad girl.



CalifChick -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 2:00:55 PM)

I think you need a little apple to go with that broken cherry.  Click here.

Cali



GreedyTop -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 2:25:11 PM)

oh
my
god



youngsubgeoff -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 2:29:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I think you need a little apple to go with that broken cherry.  Click here.

Cali



hehehe, thats just giving me ideas [:D]



domahpet -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 2:33:08 PM)

OH  MY  GOD  CALI!



domahpet -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 2:34:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: zeedaddy

Cherry popp'n are ya, and I wasnt there....Bad girl.


ill be happy to send you his link daddy,
when i get back from the beer run.....
he he he ;)



CalifChick -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 2:36:44 PM)

What??? Takes "bobbing for apples" to a whole new level, doncha think??

Cali



xxblushesxx -> RE: my cherry has been popped (3/9/2008 2:46:57 PM)

remind me to tell ya'll about 'apple man' sometime...[:'(]



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