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HOW TO HANDLE ... - 3/9/2008 5:42:25 PM   
gypsypet


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Status: offline 		HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING PASSENGERS SEATED NEXT TO YOU on AN PLANE


If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:


1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy/girl who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying

6. then hit this link
www.boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf







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RE: HOW TO HANDLE ... - 3/9/2008 5:53:08 PM   
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RE: HOW TO HANDLE ... - 3/9/2008 7:29:43 PM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		Sure!  You weren't really planning to go where the ticket is for or to get there when your plane was scheduled.  Besides you can meet some new people.

Airline people have little or no sense of humor.

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RE: HOW TO HANDLE ... - 3/9/2008 8:38:08 PM   
OnlyMels


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RE: HOW TO HANDLE ... - 3/9/2008 10:05:18 PM   
madshysoul


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And you'll get arrested.



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RE: HOW TO HANDLE ... - 3/10/2008 1:03:21 AM   
JulieorSarah


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ORIGINAL: Saratov

Sure!  You weren't really planning to go where the ticket is for or to get there when your plane was scheduled.  Besides you can meet some new people.

Airline people have little or no sense of humor.


Airline people are not people, they are automatons, constructed to follow the script only ... bit like call centre staff, and most bureauocracies ...

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RE: HOW TO HANDLE ... - 3/10/2008 6:40:30 AM   
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There is no humor in flying anymore.

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RE: HOW TO HANDLE ... - 3/10/2008 10:58:54 AM   
Termyn8or


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When on the ground get that site, let it run and then hit [File]> Save as and save it in [My Documents] or somewhere. Then it'll run off the harddrive by just double clicking it.

Perhaps it would be better to save it to the desktop and rename it something like "Allah comes".

T

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RE: HOW TO HANDLE ... - 3/10/2008 12:54:07 PM   
gypsypet


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Status: offline 		hmm.... it wasnt intended to offend anyone just amuse

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RE: HOW TO HANDLE ... - 3/10/2008 11:05:05 PM   
domahpet


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good one!

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