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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/3/2008 6:19:45 PM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Yup, that's the response I expect from a chick. Girls are notoriously squeamish about slimy, gooey, stuff that wiggles. They, obviously, prefer battery operated gizmos to indulge such needs. Me? I'ma nature boy, tyvm.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/3/2008 6:26:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

Yup, that's the response I expect from a chick. Girls are notoriously squeamish about slimy, gooey, stuff that wiggles. They, obviously, prefer battery operated gizmos to indulge such needs. Me? I'ma nature boy, tyvm.


JELLO????  Well yeah, what good is JELLO gonna do me?  sheesh!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/3/2008 6:27:07 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/3/2008 7:40:48 PM   
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Ya get the cardboard inside tube of a roll of terlet paper, score a Cassiopia jellyfish ( make darn sure you don't mix up your species here ) and gently and carefully insert the later into the former. Then, have your way with the both of them.


Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me?  I don't see any credit given for contribution to this idea.  Ahem. 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/3/2008 7:58:35 PM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Wha ? Cali, ya must be confusing me with another guy...again. Sheesh...


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/3/2008 8:01:41 PM   
cjan


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

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ORIGINAL: cjan

Yup, that's the response I expect from a chick. Girls are notoriously squeamish about slimy, gooey, stuff that wiggles. They, obviously, prefer battery operated gizmos to indulge such needs. Me? I'ma nature boy, tyvm.


JELLO????  Well yeah, what good is JELLO gonna do me?  sheesh!


Well. LadyH, you can subsitute jello for the Cassiopia, hwever, it doesn't have the same stingy thang nor the, ummm,necessary frictional properties. And anyway, it's not a tool for girls. yanno?


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/3/2008 8:16:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		CJ!  FESS UP!!  It is one of my original pervy ideas and fuck me runnin', but it WAS original AND pervy.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/3/2008 8:23:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Maybe so, Cali, dear. But you never revealed this , ahem, particular fantasy to me. Btw, wtf are you doing fantasizing about terlet paper rolls ? I'ma having an ,ummm, hard time picturing just how that would work for you, bein' a girly- girl n all.

Pssst, fucking you running is one of my fantasies...



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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/3/2008 8:27:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		You were AWAKE during that phone convo and you know it.  Just remember, you gotta sleep sometime.   

I don't get too many really nasty, really pervy ideas dagnabbit, and you KNOW what my contribution was.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/4/2008 12:33:57 AM   
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Pfffft...you know how much I shelled out to send KMsAngel Reece's down under - only to have her postal office send them back? *sigh* I dinnae worry aboot tha, either.



*I* did!!

i was soo sooo sad.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/4/2008 8:51:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

You were AWAKE during that phone convo and you know it.  Just remember, you gotta sleep sometime.   

I don't get too many really nasty, really pervy ideas dagnabbit, and you KNOW what my contribution was.

Cali



Yes, I must sleep sometimes, as you say. I do try to catch a few winks during your phone monologues, perhaps I missed something. However, I do seem to vaguely recall you babbling on about jellyfish, so, perhaps you did have some input, on a subconscious level to my suggestion for lonesome Asher.

There, feel all better now ? I hope so.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/4/2008 8:52:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		dear cali...does my new pic scare people? 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/4/2008 10:05:32 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/4/2008 10:13:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
dear cali...does my new pic scare people? 


Well I don't think so... and I'll dare to speak for all people. 

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/4/2008 10:14:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,
I'm always tired and want to sleep all the time ...do you have a cure for me ??

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/4/2008 10:17:30 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
dear cali...does my new pic scare people? 


Well I don't think so... and I'll dare to speak for all people. 

Cali



damn  my natural beauty has taken over my natural gruesomeness.  edit:yes i have a neck..im in a pose here.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/4/2008 10:17:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

For some reason I cannot concentrate on work today, what do you suggest I do? (I sit behind a large desk and keep things running, if that helps any)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/4/2008 10:19:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

I am bored and sleep...*snoooooore*snooooore*snoooooooore

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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/4/2008 10:19:41 AM   
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Dear Cali,

For some reason I cannot concentrate on work today, what do you suggest I do? (I sit behind a large desk and keep things running, if that helps any)

Friendly Neighborhood tech



my pic has this effect on men.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 6/4/2008 11:19:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,
Thanks for the TMJ advice to go from vienna sausages to polska kielbasa.  Seems to have worked.  You da bomb.
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