Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

RE: DEAR CALI


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: DEAR CALI Page: <<   < prev  55 56 [57] 58 59   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/10/2008 6:02:49 PM   
GreedyTop


Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		*smooches the gorgeous tulip*

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to lronitulstahp)
Profile   Post #: 1121
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/10/2008 6:04:49 PM   
Asherdelampyr


Posts: 9556
Joined: 11/14/2006
From: The Desert
Status: offline 		Dear Cali,

My spankin arm is completely dead, and I am too worn out for my own good, any suggestions?

_____________________________

Pirate King,

The nicest man you'll ever bleed for

Posting Help

Vitam Piratae Eligo

The Rainmaker

(in reply to GreedyTop)
Profile   Post #: 1122
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/10/2008 6:14:31 PM   
lronitulstahp


Posts: 5392
Joined: 10/17/2007
Status: offline 		*smooches the lovely little GT* then hugs her and and shares some giggly girly talk....

(in reply to GreedyTop)
Profile   Post #: 1123
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/10/2008 6:18:57 PM   
Gwynvyd


Posts: 4949
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

Is there a toy You don't know about???????
~amazed slut


Well I am The Gizmo Queen.......

Muhahahahahaahhaaaa

Gwyn

_____________________________

Self avowed Geek-Girl~
Come for the boobs, stay for the brains.

Be the kinda woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning the Devil says "Oh shit, shes awake..."
~ Softandshy's "Shiney"

(in reply to lronitulstahp)
Profile   Post #: 1124
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/10/2008 7:00:26 PM   
sunshinemiss


Posts: 17673
Joined: 11/26/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Dear Cali,

My spankin arm is completely dead, and I am too worn out for my own good, any suggestions?




_____________________________

Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

(in reply to Asherdelampyr)
Profile   Post #: 1125
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/10/2008 7:07:07 PM   
LadyRainfire


Posts: 6040
Joined: 2/20/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

Is there a toy You don't know about???????
~amazed slut


Well I am The Gizmo Queen.......

Muhahahahahaahhaaaa

Gwyn


Are we gonna see that in your sig line now, Gwyn?


_____________________________

"Desire is an insatiable beast. Sample your strongest dreams, and you will only crave more." ~ Master

~ one half of "L&L"~

My current state of mind

(in reply to Gwynvyd)
Profile   Post #: 1126
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/10/2008 7:11:36 PM   
LadyRainfire


Posts: 6040
Joined: 2/20/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus
What's the going hourly rate for getting someone to treat you like crap?


I didn't realize marriage had an hourly rate.  Who knew?

Cali


Cali, Daddy says to let you know ""Yes.  It's called, 'alimony'.  Think of it as back pay."  

(I never got any alimony, let alone the child support I was owed but oh well.......)


_____________________________

"Desire is an insatiable beast. Sample your strongest dreams, and you will only crave more." ~ Master

~ one half of "L&L"~

My current state of mind

(in reply to CalifChick)
Profile   Post #: 1127
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/10/2008 8:52:19 PM   
sunshinemiss


Posts: 17673
Joined: 11/26/2007
Status: offline 		Dear Cali -

I want to get a job doing something I love, but they call it solicitation... what's a girl to do?

poor and passionless

_____________________________

Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

(in reply to LadyRainfire)
Profile   Post #: 1128
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/10/2008 8:53:56 PM   
CalifChick


Posts: 10717
Joined: 10/28/2007
From: California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
My spankin arm blah blah blah (deleted thinly disguised bragging about the good time he had)


Wimp.

Cali


_____________________________

AKA "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm", "Big Bad Cali" and "Yum Bum". Advisor to the Subbie Mafia, founding member of the W.A.C. and the Judgmental Bitches Brigade, member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's and Team Troll

(in reply to Asherdelampyr)
Profile   Post #: 1129
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/10/2008 8:56:24 PM   
CalifChick


Posts: 10717
Joined: 10/28/2007
From: California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
I want to get a job doing something I love, but they call it solicitation... what's a girl to do?


Just call it a tribute dear, not a fee.



Cali


_____________________________

AKA "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm", "Big Bad Cali" and "Yum Bum". Advisor to the Subbie Mafia, founding member of the W.A.C. and the Judgmental Bitches Brigade, member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's and Team Troll

(in reply to sunshinemiss)
Profile   Post #: 1130
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/14/2008 7:51:56 AM   
Sundowner


Posts: 2549
Joined: 3/11/2007
Status: offline 		 


  Dear Cali

I'm all alone in the writing room composing this; i.e. I am not beating a beautiful submissive.

Does this mean I'm a failed Dom - how do I become more successful?

Needy

(in reply to CalifChick)
Profile   Post #: 1131
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/14/2008 8:01:47 AM   
GreedyTop


Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		*pokes SD*

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to Sundowner)
Profile   Post #: 1132
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/14/2008 1:19:13 PM   
CalifChick


Posts: 10717
Joined: 10/28/2007
From: California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner
I'm all alone in the writing room composing this; i.e. I am not beating a beautiful submissive.  Does this mean I'm a failed Dom - how do I become more successful?


Well, way back when, I said my dream job was to be your personal assistant.  If you had taken me up on that, you wouldn't be writing that letter, you would be dictating it to me.

How to become more successful...
1.  Slap GT so she stops poking you. 
2.  Consider good advice a bit longer before dismissing it as impractical.

Cali

_____________________________

AKA "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm", "Big Bad Cali" and "Yum Bum". Advisor to the Subbie Mafia, founding member of the W.A.C. and the Judgmental Bitches Brigade, member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's and Team Troll

(in reply to Sundowner)
Profile   Post #: 1133
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/14/2008 1:27:04 PM   
GreedyTop


Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		HEY!@
I only poke him to get his attention!!

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to CalifChick)
Profile   Post #: 1134
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/14/2008 1:29:45 PM   
Daddysredhead


Posts: 23574
Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline 		     ROFLMAO!!!!!!!  

_____________________________

Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's

Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.

Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart

13th doughnut


(in reply to GreedyTop)
Profile   Post #: 1135
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/14/2008 1:37:42 PM   
CalifChick


Posts: 10717
Joined: 10/28/2007
From: California
Status: offline 		Greedy --->    <--- SunDude

Greedy --->     <--- SunDude


Geez, now I'm writing picture books.

Cali


_____________________________

AKA "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm", "Big Bad Cali" and "Yum Bum". Advisor to the Subbie Mafia, founding member of the W.A.C. and the Judgmental Bitches Brigade, member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's and Team Troll

(in reply to Daddysredhead)
Profile   Post #: 1136
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/14/2008 1:40:57 PM   
Daddysredhead


Posts: 23574
Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline 		But you're writing it in the most pleasing color, font and picture style. 

_____________________________

Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's

Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.

Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart

13th doughnut


(in reply to CalifChick)
Profile   Post #: 1137
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/14/2008 5:42:49 PM   
xxblushesxx


Posts: 9318
Joined: 11/3/2005
From: Kentucky
Status: offline 		Dear Cali:

My Honey Master makes me do real household chores, and even yard work. Isn't there a law against this, somewhere?

Thanks,

overworked and under...erm...well...you know...

_____________________________

~Christina

A nice girl with a disturbing hobby

My femdom findom blog: http://www.MistressAvarice.com


(in reply to Daddysredhead)
Profile   Post #: 1138
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/14/2008 7:47:29 PM   
CalifChick


Posts: 10717
Joined: 10/28/2007
From: California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

But you're writing it in the most pleasing color, font and picture style. 


Why thank you most kindly, you sweet, adorable lady.  Nice to see someone who knows the way things are.

Cali


_____________________________

AKA "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm", "Big Bad Cali" and "Yum Bum". Advisor to the Subbie Mafia, founding member of the W.A.C. and the Judgmental Bitches Brigade, member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's and Team Troll

(in reply to Daddysredhead)
Profile   Post #: 1139
RE: DEAR CALI - 6/14/2008 7:48:30 PM   
CalifChick


Posts: 10717
Joined: 10/28/2007
From: California
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
My Honey Master makes me do real household chores, and even yard work. Isn't there a law against this, somewhere?


If there isn't, there should be.  It's taking time away from more important things, like blowjobs.

Cali


_____________________________

AKA "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm", "Big Bad Cali" and "Yum Bum". Advisor to the Subbie Mafia, founding member of the W.A.C. and the Judgmental Bitches Brigade, member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's and Team Troll

(in reply to xxblushesxx)
Profile   Post #: 1140
Page:   <<   < prev  55 56 [57] 58 59   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: DEAR CALI Page: <<   < prev  55 56 [57] 58 59   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.109