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ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/24/2008 2:12:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
Is there a buy-in to this game, or do we just ante up on each round?

Cali

I'll see you by one carrot and raise it by two grapes!




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/24/2008 2:26:53 PM)

So not only do you have a measly carrot, but the grapes have to help hold it up??  CJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think you're in charge of games now, RS is underwhelming us with his... produce.

Cali




ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/24/2008 2:35:14 PM)

Illustration of me looking at my produce

http://www.pansexualsodomite.org/genitals/genital-periscope.jpg




beargonewild -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/24/2008 3:03:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Hey bro, ya think?  Damn.. she said with such... well.... she sounded experienced.   ouch!


Fur sure and in a manner that I crossed my legs! Yanno, nothing like munching on a nice pair but not to the point where they're shredded....sheesh!
* takes teeth out before munching*




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/24/2008 3:04:30 PM)

That's one large uhhhhh, shed for your produce there, RS.

Cali




Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/24/2008 3:31:46 PM)

Dear Cali,

Is it mating season for centipedes?  I'm just curious because I woke up with one in my underpants this morning...

[They do not bite gently.]

~ GoodToTheLastBite[?!]





CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/24/2008 4:14:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus
Is it mating season for centipedes?  I'm just curious because I woke up with one in my underpants this morning...


Is the more important question not "why were you wearing underpants to bed"?? And by the way, in my neck of the woods, the word "underpants" usually means they have sponge bob on them, or spiderman, or something of that sort.  If your underpants are sporting cartoon characters, well, let's just say we don't want to know.

Back to your original question... Dear Rain: I'm sorry that Lumus' willie is of such a size that a centipede tried to mate with it.  Perhaps the bite will make it swell up bigger.  One can always hope.

Cali




everhope -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/24/2008 4:35:23 PM)

 lol...pimping no.




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/25/2008 12:48:17 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Illustration of me looking at my produce

http://www.pansexualsodomite.org/genitals/genital-periscope.jpg



ROFL




Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/25/2008 12:50:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

Dear Cali,

Is it mating season for centipedes?  I'm just curious because I woke up with one in my underpants this morning...

[They do not bite gently.]

~ GoodToTheLastBite[?!]


Hey Lumus! Some of us think highly of Rain - highly enough NOT to call her a centipede   [sm=shame.gif]





GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/25/2008 12:58:03 AM)

SD?? skype? msn?yahoo?




KMsAngel -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/25/2008 1:11:16 AM)

aw, greedy, are you excluding us from a conversation? no fair... (i have skype too)[:(]




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/25/2008 1:18:01 AM)

ygm, Angel :)




angelwin -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/25/2008 1:26:45 AM)

hello  everyone...\




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/25/2008 1:31:29 AM)

hello.

(Cali.. would you please remind SD that he needs to check his friggin cmail once in a while??)




angelwin -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/25/2008 1:31:51 AM)

 you know i'm  news here on this  web site ... i hopefully i will meet same friend  can  give   enjoyment now ..... i'm looking forward to meet that king of men......[;)][:)]




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/25/2008 1:58:04 AM)

*sigh*




LadyRainfire -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/25/2008 4:22:15 AM)

[sm=gaah.gif]  And another troll rolls in..... 




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/25/2008 6:01:35 AM)

Dear Cali,

A Domly Dom type manly man gave me the number to his 'company cell' with permission to call specifically during business hours.  He was very very considerate of my safety, for he reminded me to use *67 to protect my identity and very considerate to clear up any potential confusion as to why he signs his letters Jim, and the name on his voice mail says Bill.  Do you think this Domly Dom has potential to be anything but a married man? 

Signed,
Winsome







beargonewild -> RE: DEAR CALI (6/25/2008 6:14:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

aw, greedy, are you excluding us from a conversation? no fair... (i have skype too)[:(]


Oh what a coinkydink.....me tooo! 




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