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CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/6/2008 1:38:02 PM)
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ORIGINAL: cjan
It's raaaaaaining agaaaaaain. You know what that does to me. It has rained every goddamn day and night for weeks ( not all day and all night, but, still...)My poor pecker is rubbed raw and it's just the beginning of the old time rainy season here in south Florida. What should I do? And, please, don't tell me to move to the desert, that's not in the cards.
Sigh. See, this is EXACTLY what happens when you do something as a young buck without thinking of the long-term consequences. When you were still living at home, you probably went into the bathroom to jerk off, and you turned on the shower or the faucet to mask the sounds. And now, every time it rains and you hear water, you automatically start to jerk off. Sigh.
There are only two options available to you now. The first is total avoidance. Whenever you hear rain, you MUST NOT touch the goods. No no no, no touchy touchy!
If you don't have the willpower for avoidance, the other option is aversion therapy. Whenever you hear rain, visualize something that completely squicks you (tub girl comes to mind, or your parents doing the nasty).
And men say that WE are complicated. Sheesh.
Cali
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