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faerytattoodgirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 11:34:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Well, if no one needs advice to "drop and blow him"... what am I to do?


Cali



well there are some newbies who havent seen this thread....maybe they'll see it now...and ask advice.
[8|]




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 11:34:45 AM)

Whatever works dear.  If you have to take him down first, who am I to argue?


Cali
(picturing ninja-warrior-style blowjob attack now)




sirsholly -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 11:39:57 AM)

Dear Cali,

Where can one get a Ninja warrior costume.....fast?

holly de Horny




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 11:48:55 AM)

Here ya go:  http://www.halloweenexpress.com/ninja-warrior-adult-costume-p-12921.html 


Cali




sirsholly -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 11:51:01 AM)

lol...if he saw me coming at him with that sword watersports would no longer be a limit.




VirginPotty -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 12:07:53 PM)

[sm=rofl.gif]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 12:09:53 PM)

Can I just drop him?  For variety, yanno.

(unless you can give me pointers on what the HELL to do with that foreskin! [;)])




VirginPotty -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 12:12:21 PM)

[sm=danger.gif]Bad words on this thread.........................[sm=lalala.gif]




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 2:11:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Can I just drop him?  For variety, yanno.

(unless you can give me pointers on what the HELL to do with that foreskin! [;)])


Miss Hib?  If he's excited, then Mister Foreskin should be nowhere to be found.  So... uhhhhh... is he not saluting?


Cali




LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 2:22:13 PM)

Ah!!  This is a LDR right now, I am Just Studying Up.  [:)]  

If you want to know what to do with Mister Foreskin when it is NOT saluting, you let me know!  They have these tttteeeeeeny clothespins at my local dollar store, the perfect little accessories!




GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 4:27:04 PM)

Dear Cali....

I miss you




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 4:32:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
If you want to know what to do with Mister Foreskin when it is NOT saluting, you let me know!  They have these tttteeeeeeny clothespins at my local dollar store, the perfect little accessories!


I always thought the perfect thing to do was gaze on it fondly, knowing the delights hidden within.


Cali




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 4:33:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
Dear Cali....

I miss you



Awwwww Miss Greedy, I miss you too.  And I have enough frequent flier miles to come back for Calibirthday 2009.


Cali




LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 7:46:46 PM)

I will be at Calibirthday 2009 if I have to freakin WALK. 





tammystarm -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 10:28:30 PM)

Dear Cali,
Two questions;
1) i finally got a paddle icon who hoooo and i want to be a resident however, im scared of what you guys will pick for me....
2) there is not enough time in the weekend to get all the stuff W/we said W/we were gonna do, i got the blow job blow job blow job down pat, its one of my favorite things, however being suspended and beaten would be divine... ya wanna take a stab at making a schedule for U/us?
                                                     signed make the weekend last a week, PA-leeeeeeze




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 10:42:06 PM)

1.  We don't give out titles here, that's over on RS's thread. LOL.
2.  Methinks you are overthinking.  Seriously... you think you're going to schedule what he's going to do to you????


And just for that, drop and blow him.

Cali




tammystarm -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 10:44:23 PM)

so much pain. i mean fun to be had.............so little time, is it wrong to kidnapp your Master?




CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 10:46:42 PM)

*sigh*  What side of the slash are you on again?  [sm=m23.gif]


Cali




tammystarm -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/28/2008 10:49:02 PM)

welllll ya know..........girls just wanna have fun




Kalista07 -> RE: DEAR CALI (8/31/2008 8:32:18 AM)

Dear Cali,
i'm in a great deal of pain. i think He's trying to get me all hopped up on pain killers. They are not working. i'm frustrated because this is not the good, slutty, hot, sexy kinda pain. i'm afraid if i even think about giving him a blow job i might just bite it off. What should i do?
Signed,
Desperate in Illinois





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