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MistyMenthal -> Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 6:46:36 AM)
*For those of us who can't afford* *to stay at the Collarme Hotel,* *here You go!* *We have wenches, Dark corridors, very little* *lighting. Alot of Screams and Moaning.* *{so if Your a light sleeper then this would not be good for You}* *If You need anything, The Slaves/Submissives here will see that You are well taken care of!* *MistyMenthal.*

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 7:10:16 AM)
do you serve free breakfast every morning? i'm on vacation and don't feel like cooking

MadameMarque -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 9:28:16 AM)
"Motel Collarme" - hahahah Really? Is it true, that even in online fantasies, we can't afford to stay in a five-star accomodation, and have to go looking for a grimy motel? Yes, for all my abduction needs, I come to the Motel Collarme. Conveniently located just off a major freeway exit, I appreciate its authentically gritty and unsavory atmosphere. All rooms (or at least, the one I always use, at the farthest end of the lot) feature beds with sturdy metal frames - one for the official occupant, and one for your "guests." Motel Collarme staff's complete indifference to your presence insures your relaxation, and a pleasant stay. Plastic tarps and a mop provided, upon request. I know my privacy will always be respected, at Motel Collarme, as it is, by its nature, only occupied by those who have as much concern for the secrecy - mm, I meant, confidentiality, of their activities, as I do. Can't you see the TV ad, now?

kittinSol -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 9:29:22 AM)
Oh my God, there's quite a few I'd like to invite back to my room... Are the beds large enough for multiple fun?

GreedyTop -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 9:36:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Oh my God, there's quite a few I'd like to invite back to my room... Are the beds large enough for multiple fun? To hell with the beds.. just some plastic drop cloths on the floor, lotsa lube.. and GOOD TIMES!! (am I invited??)

Jeffff -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 9:42:28 AM)
I am NOT gonna sleep on the sheets here! Jeff

RedHotAndSoSexy -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 9:44:03 AM)
Motel Collarme? There isn't a proprietor with an interest in taxidermy and an unhealthy fixation with his MOTHER is there? Afraidtoshowersub

kittinSol -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 9:49:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop To hell with the beds.. just some plastic drop cloths on the floor, lotsa lube.. and GOOD TIMES!! Fuck the plastic. Let's do the carpets: it'll give some nice raw burns at the base of the spine [8D]. quote: (am I invited??) You're one of the first people I thought of, silly.

GreedyTop -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 10:16:05 AM)
happy dances and rug burns too?? I am SO there!!!!!!!!!!!!

kittinSol -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 10:22:21 AM)
I don't know why, but I find carpet burns really delicious. Is it the rawness? Is it the knowledge that they were acquired by immoral means? Whatever it is, they're FARKIN nice. I'm bent. I hope the shower's got good pressure [8D] .

GreedyTop -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 10:28:54 AM)
only problem I have with them is if they mess with my tattoos... guess I'll just have to be buns up and kneeling ;)

kittinSol -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 10:32:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop guess I'll just have to be buns up and kneeling ;) OMG Omg omg, you're such a tart!

GreedyTop -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 10:37:43 AM)
you're just figuring this out?

kittinSol -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 10:39:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop you're just figuring this out? What can I say? I'm slow, that way. On first impression, you're such a reserved, chaste young woman [8D].

sirsholly -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 10:40:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff I am NOT gonna sleep on the sheets here! Jeff don't have to Jefff. Greedy packed the plastic

GreedyTop -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 10:43:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop you're just figuring this out? What can I say? I'm slow, that way. On first impression, you're such a reserved, chaste young woman [8D]. Did you type that with a straight face?

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 10:54:31 AM)
this room service sucks....where are the hot stripper girls?????

kittinSol -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 10:56:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl this room service sucks....where are the hot stripper girls????? Just dial "69" on the room phone, and reception will send a bunch up to you.

Lumus -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 12:36:03 PM)
strolls in, pushing his glasses up to the bridge of his nose Erm...the sign outside said 'Help Wanted'.

kittinSol -> RE: Welcome to Motel Collarme. (3/10/2008 12:39:28 PM)
Dude, you're late... the party's over. You'll have to start the ball rolling all over again [:D] .

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