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Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 8:31:25 AM   
Gwynvyd


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NOTE:  DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.



Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.    

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas or even a degree will be issued to the survivors.
 
 
 

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 8:42:31 AM   
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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 1:24:45 PM   
Gwynvyd


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Status: offline 		*chuckles* do you think these should be pre-req. for getting married or what?


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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 2:00:49 PM   
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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 2:07:39 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Yes, it is biologically impossible.  Survival instincts are the most powerful.

I hope the driving simulations are in bumper cars...

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 2:14:31 PM   
Gwynvyd


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Status: offline 		*chuckles* it depends on the kinsey scale.. LOL

( Just kidding!)

also this is one bad ass mo-fo when it comes to driving and parallel parking. LOL

Gwyn

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 2:28:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		i was going to register Someone i know for these courses, but He said none of them apply to Him... like, why should He be worried about the ice cube trays, tp rolls, dishes, etc.?  And if the remote should accidentally end up not in His control, there are ways of dealing with that, too. 

<moves on to next thread>

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 2:30:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		I would suggest You need to find smarter men instead of educating the hopeless cases you seem to be involved with

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 2:54:19 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

*chuckles* it depends on the kinsey scale.. LOL

( Just kidding!)

also this is one bad ass mo-fo when it comes to driving and parallel parking. LOL

Gwyn


Chicago. Where learning to parallel park is a necessity and we are dam good at it!

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 3:13:38 PM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		  I took most of those classes... some of the best sleep I ever had.

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 3:15:01 PM   
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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 11:45:52 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

  I took most of those classes... some of the best sleep I ever had.


ouch Saratov, and i was beginning to like you ... please let me know when you are out of hospital ...

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 11:48:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

What's a hamper?  Is it some sort of bondage device?

-consider this stolen and posted on myspace... the thief strikes again


That's right, generally it's a box shaped wicker basket, quite strong with leather straps and buckles to lock you with in it.  The wicked witch feeds you to fatten you up until she's ready to roast you in the oven ...

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 11:50:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		Gwynvyd, when you do this stuff, please please please could you start with, put any drink, beverage down before reading ... I'll have to admit to theivery also ...

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/10/2008 11:51:49 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: JulieorSarah
quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

  I took most of those classes... some of the best sleep I ever had.


ouch Saratov, and i was beginning to like you ... please let me know when you are out of hospital ...


Look, exactly what I'm saying!  Live driving simulations with women parallel parking's just plain dangerous!

Poor fella probably could've prevented the disaster if was awake to watch the driver.

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/11/2008 8:54:03 AM   
Saratov


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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/11/2008 10:12:47 AM   
Gwynvyd


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Status: offline 		Tisk tisk... there are just as many dumbassed Pricks out the poluting our highways as there are silly Bitches. I know.. I am on the road with all of them.


Gwyn,
whose mother was a race car drive before us youngin's came along.... and who's Aunt owned a driving school.

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/11/2008 10:14:03 AM   
Gwynvyd


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Status: offline 		steal away Ya'll I am glad you liked it... *smiles*



Gwyn

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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/11/2008 10:15:43 AM   
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RE: Male Educational Classes - 3/11/2008 5:04:31 PM   
Gwynvyd


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*hugs Gwyn*


*huggles back*

Still bloody sick.... call the witch Dr or something.. I must be cursed.

Gwyn

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