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Three dogs, a golden lab, a german shepherd, and a great dane are sitting in the vets office.
The lab looks at the shepherd and says, "So what are you in for?" The shepherd says, "Me, I'm a digger! I dig holes everywhere!"
The other dogs look at him and say, "Well, we're dogs...we all do a little digging." The shepherd says "You don't understand. The other day I dug a HUGE hole in the living room floor...dug almost halfway to china! Ruined the carpet, the floorboards, everything!" The other dogs look at him and say, "Ruh Roh...bad dog! You're gonna get fixed when they take you in there." The shepherd nods and says, "Yeah, I'll probably get fixed."
So the shepherd looks at the great dane and asks, "So what are you in for?" The great dane says, "Me, I'm a pisser! I'll piss on anything!" The dogs say, "Well, we're dogs...we all do that." The dane says, "You don't understand...Yesterday, I pissed all over her brand new curtains...totally ruined a $500 set of curtains." The other dogs say, "Ruh Roh....bad dog! You're gonna get fixed when they take you in there!" The great dane hangs his head and says, "Yeah, I'll probably get fixed."
So the other two dogs ask the lab, "So what are you in for?" The lab says, "Me, I'm a humper! I'll hump anything!" The other dogs say, "Well, we all do a little humping now and then." The lab says, "No, you don't understand...my master was getting outta the shower yesterday, and when she bent over to dry her feet, well, I just couldn't resist!"
The other dogs shake their heads sadly and say, "Ruh Roh, bad dog!....You'll get fixed for sure!" The lab grins and says, "Naw, I'm in for a nail trim and a shampoo."
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