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Chloelicious -> Good ol'days (3/10/2008 9:36:15 AM)
Hello all Do you remember some advices/quote that you heard when you were young,who seemed stupid or who made you mad but with years who appeared to be so real? For exemple: When I was young and desesperate for not having boyfriend; my grand mother used to say: It will happend to you when you expected the most!!!! It made me sooo mad because it was not helping me, but hey now that I am grown: It is so true. What is/are yours? Chloé

LilMissHaven -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 9:43:31 AM)
"Don't look down" Its honestly the worst advice ever because your first instinct is to LOOK DOWN!

blissy -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 9:47:58 AM)
Don't eat yellow snow.....

xxblushesxx -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 9:50:15 AM)
A dom in your hand is worth two in your bush... puhleeze. Everyone knows subs don't have bushes, AND why would I want one in my hand if I could have two...ELSEWHERE?...[;)]

LilMissHaven -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 9:56:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx A dom in your hand is worth two in your bush... puhleeze. Everyone knows subs don't have bushes, AND why would I want one in my hand if I could have two...ELSEWHERE?...[;)] OMG lmao thats priceless!!

JustAVixen -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 9:58:29 AM)
Make sure you breath through your nose when you kiss. (Hmmm)

MissHarlet -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 9:58:35 AM)
Eat everything on your plate because there are starving kids in china ....... so send them this yucky spinanch 1!!

Daddyslilpookie -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 10:00:51 AM)
My mom use to tell me there will be Mountains and Valleys. She also used to say you will meet someone when you least expect it turns out she was right[:)]

rubberpet -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 10:01:45 AM)
I never understood why my mom always used to tell me not to play in the rain because I'd catch a cold, yet I was supposed to shower every single day? [8\|] What's the difference? LOL

LilMissHaven -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 10:05:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet I never understood why my mom always used to tell me not to play in the rain because I'd catch a cold, yet I was supposed to shower every single day? [8\|] What's the difference? LOL Or what about "If you fall out of the tree and break your arm don't come screaming to me"

LilMissHaven -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 10:07:58 AM)
And my ALL time favorite parental advice that never made much sense (being that I'm deaf)... "Listen to me when I'm talking to you" Still to this day cracks me up

rubberpet -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 10:16:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven And my ALL time favorite parental advice that never made much sense (being that I'm deaf)... "Listen to me when I'm talking to you" Still to this day cracks me up How about just before you get a spanking, mom or dad says, "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you." I say, "Bullshit!!! Let me beat your ass with a belt and see how much it hurts me!" LOL

xxblushesxx -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 10:17:44 AM)
"I'll give you something to cry about" "can't win for losing" huh?

LilMissHaven -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 10:19:55 AM)
Wow! I was never told either of those. Neither was I spanked. As my dad would say "I buy them really cool shit that they think they can't live without, so that I can take it away and make them suffer for days on end."

Kirren -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 10:27:46 AM)
My parents advice to Me: Beer before liquor in the clear Liquor before beer never sicker er something like that. I dont drink so I cant remember. Oh yeah...and of course... The harder you cough the more you get off. My parents were dope smokin hippies...so...that should help clear that one up as well.

rubberpet -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 10:38:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kirren My parents advice to Me: Beer before liquor in the clear Liquor before beer never sicker Close... Liquor before beer, you're in the clear Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

LilMissHaven -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 11:24:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet quote: ORIGINAL: Kirren My parents advice to Me: Beer before liquor in the clear Liquor before beer never sicker Close... Liquor before beer, you're in the clear Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Well, that explains where I went wrong last Saturday lol

Daddyslilpookie -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 11:33:15 AM)
My friends told me that one on my 21st birthday lol!

Kirren -> RE: Good ol'days (3/10/2008 11:39:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet quote: ORIGINAL: Kirren My parents advice to Me: Beer before liquor in the clear Liquor before beer never sicker Close... Liquor before beer, you're in the clear Beer before liquor, never been sicker. They told you that too? What about holding the roach? Did they tell you to use your nails and not the actual flesh of your fingers?

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