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How to make... - 3/10/2008 4:23:23 PM

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How do you make your ol' lady scream twice during sex?... Fuck her in the ass and then wipe your dick on the curtains.

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RE: How to make... - 3/10/2008 4:25:17 PM

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HAHAHA

oh that is funny

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RE: How to make... - 3/10/2008 4:28:48 PM

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That is hilarious and very true!!!

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RE: How to make... - 3/10/2008 4:35:40 PM

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Ya sicko!!

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RE: How to make... - 3/10/2008 5:03:56 PM

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Ya sicko!!

Yes, but in a FUNNY way. And yes, it is also true.

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RE: How to make... - 3/10/2008 7:57:19 PM

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You are such a romantic!

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RE: How to make... - 3/11/2008 2:51:51 AM

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Awww thanks! Funny, eyes says the same thing too...

True story...had a buddy that was married for a few years, layin in bed with his ol lady one night, he rolls over and in a serious voice asks "honey, do you think im still sexy?" to which she replies "omg yes baby, your're so handsome, sooooo sexy and you still make my heart flutter!" At this time he lets loose with a huge fart, (the kind that sounds like you're pullin your boot outta a big ol mud puddle) promptly traps her head under the covers and as she's struggling for air and gagging...says "how bout now?"

now that's romantic!!!

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RE: How to make... - 3/11/2008 6:19:26 AM

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It sure is... it makes my eyes water.... wait... maybe that was the fart!