Gwynvyd
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You just like stiring the shit dontchya? *chuckles* Ok.. I have been known to sing this song.. Ok.. it was my singature song for years... so sue me. The Baby Seal Song Way up north where it is cold, And you know there ain't no gold, Some people make a living off the skins that they have sold. Some say they hate the killing, But I find it quite fulfillin’, And I hate to see a baby seal grow old. Chorus: Don’t bludgeon a seal Because you need a meal Do it cause you want to hear The little sucker squeal! *EEK* Hit them in the head, Do it just for kicks, And poke out their eyes With your eye-pokin' sticks! My mother was a little mean My father just a bit obscene I guess that's just the way I feel I know you won't believe me But my woman wants to leave me So I think I'll take it out on a baby seal! Chorus Green Peace wants to lock me up For what I've done to them seal-pups Lock me up and throw me in the Keel But mama mama don't you cry Because you know that when I die I'll be coming back as a baby seal! I like seals.. I love seals.. the baby ones are adorable. I do not think they should be killed in such awful ways. If there are population expolsions fine... if the native populations need them to survive then a number of them can be culled. I am a balanced animal lover/activist. We scrabled our way to the top of the food chain for a reason. ( we's gots the almighty opposable thumb dang nabit!) That however does not mean we are to take that line from the bible and go ape shit killin everything in sight and raping the earth either.... Gwyn, who is sure she will be forced to sing this soon.
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Self avowed Geek-Girl~ Come for the boobs, stay for the brains. Be the kinda woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning the Devil says "Oh shit, shes awake..." ~ Softandshy's "Shiney"
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