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IronBear -> THIS REALLY TOUCHED MY HEART (3/11/2008 11:17:49 AM)

THIS REALLY TOUCHED MY HEART AND I AM SURE IT WILL TOUCH YOURS ALSO

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will God get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine?'

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says 'No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?'

'Osama Bin Laden,' she says.

'Why Osama Bin Laden,' her father asks in shock.

'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.'

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. 'Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.'

'I know,' Melissa says, 'and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could shoot the prick.'

Iron Bear
Master of Bruin Cottage

"I judge a Man by what I see him do and not by what others tell me he does." (Captain Sir Edward Pellew of the HMS Indefatigable to Midshipman Hornblower ~ C.S. Forrester)


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LaTigresse -> RE: THIS REALLY TOUCHED MY HEART (3/11/2008 11:22:54 AM)

Iron Bear, how did you know I was thinking about you this morning? I've missed you!




outlier -> RE: THIS REALLY TOUCHED MY HEART (3/11/2008 11:32:03 AM)

I would like to second that LaT. 

Just the other day I spoke with someone
and they agreed that IB was missed around here.

Good to see you back with your humor flag still flying IronBear.

Outlier




darchChylde -> RE: THIS REALLY TOUCHED MY HEART (3/11/2008 4:37:11 PM)

consider this stolen and posted on myspace - the thief strikes again




Saratov -> RE: THIS REALLY TOUCHED MY HEART (3/12/2008 9:58:39 AM)

Ya gotta love a kid like that!  Even if you don't like kids much.




TorinFalta -> RE: THIS REALLY TOUCHED MY HEART (4/7/2008 10:07:03 PM)

damn




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