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A man goes hunting - 3/12/2008 8:22:01 AM

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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,
but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what
the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said,
'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an asshole.

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RE: A man goes hunting - 3/12/2008 9:24:26 AM

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lol xP

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RE: A man goes hunting - 3/12/2008 4:14:02 PM

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LMAO, nice.

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RE: A man goes hunting - 3/13/2008 2:32:51 AM

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um, no, no, not cute at all ...

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RE: A man goes hunting - 3/13/2008 2:47:21 AM

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A man and a woman were out hunting together when the man took a nasty fall.

The woman called 911, "My husband just fell and I think he's dead."

Operator, "Ok, first check to see if he's really dead or not?"

Woman "Ok"...Puts the phone down.

Bam, Bam, Bam

Woman, "Ok, he's really dead."

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RE: A man goes hunting - 3/13/2008 7:20:48 AM

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lol

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RE: A man goes hunting - 3/13/2008 7:59:47 AM

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LOL, to cute

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RE: A man goes hunting - 3/21/2008 2:04:43 PM

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RE: A man goes hunting - 3/21/2008 3:23:23 PM

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Should be titled A man goes a-huntin'

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RE: A man goes hunting - 3/23/2008 9:43:59 PM

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I usually hunt for the elusive bright orange tailed deer- tough meat but well worth the extra time it takes to skin em

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