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phoenixinchains -> Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 1:16:09 PM)
Okay, there are one zillion and thirty-seven male/female couples seeking single bi females to begin a poly houseshold... i know the bi single females exist, i've seen them in the very first glimsp of sunrise in a meadow, during the spring. (Yeah Beltain!) Since they are truely out there, we searching couples should come to one convient place where the would-be- poly-singles can pick and choose at their leasure...Maybe even do speed dating or funny cooking classes? Or we could set up little psuedo habitats similar to our real homes, like at the zoo... We want them, so let's make it simple, any other ideas? Bright plumage? Disclaimer- yes this is random stupidity.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 1:24:56 PM)
go to a mall...wear signs on your forhead "WE WANT BI-FEMALE"

phoenixinchains -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 1:31:12 PM)
i thought about making a shirt pin that read "please be my girlfriend"

CalifChick -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 1:45:49 PM)
Well, they could wear birkenstocks but keep their hair long. That would really confuse people. Cali

Lumus -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 1:47:40 PM)
o/` Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! You know it’s not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend... o/`

phoenixinchains -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 2:01:25 PM)
okay, i got the cardboard box, forked stick, and the string, now what do i tie on the end?

Lumus -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 2:05:24 PM)
A mold of your man's cock...?

CalifChick -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 2:07:33 PM)
Cowboy boots, well-used. A length of rope. A pair of spurs. Cali

phoenixinchains -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 2:17:43 PM)
so Cali, i'm getting the secret bait for single bi females is shoes? i don't remember liking shoes in my own single days... it is i that be confused.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 2:21:52 PM)
if you were not partnered and were Dom i'd be all over you.

phoenixinchains -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 2:27:03 PM)
dern it, i love my Mate and don't even have switch in me,,, hypno toad says; "You are feeling very bi"[:D]

Lumus -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 2:30:13 PM)
May-be yoo offer sum dolla to holla? Dey luv yoo long-time!

phoenixinchains -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 2:37:36 PM)
i saw too much of that song and dance and all those flat bottums when we lived in Korea

CalifChick -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 3:01:26 PM)
Well, this single bi-female goes for cowboys... think Kiefer Sutherland in The Cowboy Way. The birkenstock reference was from the game show $10,000 Pyramid way back when... the person giving the clue said "shoes that lesbians wear" and the other person immediately said "Birkenstocks!" - which was the correct answer. It made it onto at least one "Funniest TV Moments" shows. Cali

colouredin -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 3:55:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains Okay, there are one zillion and thirty-seven male/female couples seeking single bi females to begin a poly houseshold Disclaimer- yes this is random stupidity. i want to know where you got your statistics from for verification :P let me see how was i attracted hmmmmmmmmm ahh thats it get the girl very very drunk :P

darchChylde -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 3:58:48 PM)
Make her think she's going to get to go out with me, then when we are in the bedroom with the lights out; i sneak out while you and your SO sneaks in. i perform this service for $19.95 and a pack of smokes. Edited for content.

Lumus -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 4:01:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde Make her think she's going to get to go out with me, then when we are in the bedroom with the lights out; i sneak out and your SO sneaks in. i perform this service for $19.95 and a pack of smokes. Frankenfurter?!

GreedyTop -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 4:03:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde Make her think she's going to get to go out with me, then when we are in the bedroom with the lights out; i sneak out and your SO sneaks in. i perform this service for $19.95 and a pack of smokes. Frankenfurter?! Snicker

darchChylde -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 4:04:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde Make her think she's going to get to go out with me, then when we are in the bedroom with the lights out; i sneak out and your SO sneaks in. i perform this service for $19.95 and a pack of smokes. Frankenfurter?! Nope, Riff Raff

colouredin -> RE: Unicorn hunting (3/12/2008 4:05:56 PM)
hehehehehehe dammit janet god ive gotta listen to the sound track now damn you i was gonna go to bed

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