ominousdominus
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One day a truck driver dies and ends up in hell. He finds the nearest demon and says "Hey, demon!, how do I talk to satan?" and *pooof* There stands satan before the truckdriver "what seems to be the problem?" he asks"Well, I think there has been a mistake here, I don't...." satan interupts him and says "yeah, yeah, I know, you don't belong here, yada yada yada" "I'll tell you what, let me tell you a little about what hell is really like, and you can decide for yourself" "OK" says the truckdriver so satan asks "do you like golf?" "Hell yes, I like golf!" says the truckdriver "Well, that's all we do all day monday is golf" "Oh! nice" exclaims the truckdriver "Do you like to drink beer and shoot pool?" he asks the truckdriver "You're damn right I do!" says the truckdriver. "Well that's all we do ALLL day tuesday!" says the satan so the truck driver says-"You know what satan, I think i'll like it here just fine, I'm gonna stay" "That's a deal" says satan as the truckdriver turns and walks away satan calls out to him "Hey, are you a heterosexual or a homosexual?" The truck driver stop abrubtly and with a puzzled look says "I am a heterosexual" Satan sucks air in through his teeth and then says "YOU"RE not gonna LIKE wednesday.........."
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